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90?

- No, I told them it was 60.

Never mind.

- I said sixty.

But I did say sixty.

Never mind. We'll just turn

it upside down. Zero sex.

My compliments.

- I think it's complimentary, right?

This is really nice, Ditte.

Do you have any more surprises?

Mum, why do we have to celebrate your

birthday on a particular day?

Can't we celebrate you today as well?

- Yes, that's fine.

It's fun.

- Yes!

So did you have

something special in mind?

Yes, Ditte, what did you plan?

Lots of stuff.

You should've checked the weather.

- Shut up, Sigrid.

No one's ever died from

a change of weather. What is it?

Lasse just sent some pictures

of Victor. He's so adorable.

Can I see?

What is he doing?

- It's willy time.

It's so fine.

- Isn't it sweet?

Come on, Mum.

- He's got the same eyes.

You're going on the water slide.

- What?

You're going on the water slide.

Yes, you are. I'll take this.

No one my age goes on those things.

- It's really fun. Just once.

My back hurts. I didn't sleep well.

- Don't do it if you don't want to.

If I go with you, we can have

just one ride. Should we do it?

Are you ready?

One, two...

- Three, let's go!

...three, let's go!

I was the first one down!

What?

Let go!

Where's Mum? Mum?

- Mum?

Mum?

Mum!

You have to let go!

- Help me.

I'm coming!

- Help me! I won't do this.

No, Sigrid, it's the wrong tube.

Jesus!

Mum, just let go,

you're almost down now.

No, I'm not.

Mum, give me your hand.

- No, Sigrid.

Give me your hand,

then I'll pull you.

No, I won't. I won't!

- Mum. Now.

Mum... Ditte, really!

Come here.

God, Ditte, that was so much fun!

Didn't you think it was fun?

Shouldn't we wait for Sigrid?

- She just wanted to call home.

I'm glad I got this.

Aren't you too hot in those boots?

- I'm fine.

You can borrow my flip flops.

I've got a pair I'm not using.

Are you okay, Mum?

Yes. It's just that...

...I imagined...

...I imagined

that I would grow old with Dad...

...that we'd die together.

First him, of course. Men don't

live that long. They're weaklings.

Did you know from the start

that Dad was the one?

With Dad it was love at first sight.

He was dancing with someone else,

a Swedish girl, I think.

And I just stepped in.

- You did?

Yes. I said:

"I think you should dance with me. "

It's an order.

- Yes.

And then we danced all night

and I knew he was the one.

He was a hottie?

We went down to the beach

and laid down in a deck chair.

And that's when we made Sigrid.

How funny. You've never told us.

- Well, you never asked.

I know, but...

Do you miss Dad?

Well, it hasn't always been easy,

your dad and me...

He's had some issues.

But I've always thought

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