All Inclusive

I'm Gonzalo Fernandez.

I was taught to believe in God

and family, in my wife, in my children.

But there are losses in life

that make you lose faith.

That was how I even stopped

believing in myself.

Monday

I don't know how you could

have forgotten your bathing suit.

I can buy another.

- Andres can lend you one.

- Andres?

I'll get another one.

Hey, are you conscious of the fact that

there exists something called closets,

with little shelves for you

to fold your things,

and put them away,

so we can learn to live together?

Hey, Maquita, we're on vacation,

so if you want to get along,

you don't bug me and

I won't bug you, okay?

You brought grass?

You carried this on the airplane?

No, they gave this to me at the

reception desk when they saw my family.

Are you crazy!

You brought drugs to the airport?

Be quiet! Why don't you make

an announcement?

Yes, I carried dope

through the airport!

You're crazy!

They can put you away for four

years if you're caught

with this stuff.

One, it's for my

own personal use.

Two, I'll be going to

jail alone, and three,

you think I'm going

to put up with my

happy little family

without getting high?

That's stupid!

You're going to be left dopey

with all the dope you do.

At least I don't look

like a stewardess.

What a jerk!

You're only hurting yourself.

I'm telling Mother.

There is something

going on every night.

And after the show we can go to

a new disco called The Pirate's Cave.

And they have after hours.

This is going to be great for us,

especially for you.

I'm fine.

- There is no need to

play hero with us.

- Mother, please don't start.

It's good for you and Cristobal

to have some time apart.

Mother, we're not taking time apart.

We've separated.

- Have you spoken with him?

- Carmen, please!

Andrecito, stop taking

pictures of your food.

- I heard that a

hurricane is coming.

- It's not supposed

to pass through here.

- How do you know it's not?

- I asked.

It would be great if it did.

Yeah! So that lots of

people could get killed.

Relax.

Find yourself a big palm tree

to save yourself.

Wait a minute. No hurricane

is going to mess up our vacation.

We're going to have a good time.

Eat and get that look off your face.

It's the way she is.

Why do you think she has no friends?

- Be quiet, weirdo!

- Enough!

You're also bored, right?

Dad, is there a hurricane coming?

Don't think about that.

Can't you find yourself a chick?

I don't like the girls my age.

They're all airheads.

Then try the elderly, like Marlen

Olivari, or Pamela Sue Anderson,

buy yourself a life-size Barbie.

Dad, I'm not gay.

Son, I didn't mean to infer that

But in any case, if you want to do it,

ask me for a condom.

You're always taking pictures. Besides,

you don't show them. And why me?

It's a photo of the first time a father

doubts his son's sexual tendencies.

I repeat, I didn't mean that.

It's normal for a man of your age

with a son my age.

You'll get over it.

Honey, did you get the test results?

The test results?

The same as always.

Normal, everything okay.

The doctor says

I must exercise more and diet.

The same usual healthy bullshit.

What a shameless woman.

Showing her tits.

Hey, did I tell you that Patrick

and Rosario are getting divorced?

Of course.

Rosario is a bore.

She's boring but she's the one that

raised five children.

Oh, why don't we

put up a monument to her?

Why not?

I'm going to the room.

Marcelo?

Gonzalo.

Fine.

Here suffering at Xcaret.

The reason I'm calling is that

someone here, a friend,

has a problem and

wants to know how serious it is.

Severe advanced auricular myxoma.

So, is it serious or not?

And if he treats it?

Hello, have you been here

at the hotel very long?

- No, today is the first day.

- Oh, first day.

And to Playa del Carmen, first time?

First time.

Have you visited Cancun,

Cozumel, Tulum?

No, we came directly from the airport.

Let me take you scuba-diving.

Did you know that the coral reef here

is considered a world wildlife reserve?

I'm going to stick with my book.

Excuse me.

Sure.

- What are you reading?

- Excuse me?

May I? Oh, Paulo Coelho.

He's very popular on the beach,

especially with women who are alone.

Now, I'm going to keep reading,

if you don't mind.

Go right ahead. Bye.

Don't forget, Baldi.

Yes, goodbye.

Move the hips.

The hips.

Move the hips like so.

Bend your legs and

keep moving your hips.

One, two, three.

- Where are you from?

- From Chile.

- My mother is Chilean.

- Really?

- I've been to Chile. It's pretty.

- Thanks.

Forward and back. Forward and back.

Now a turn.

I guess you are here on your honeymoon?

You came with your husband?

I don't have a husband...

Well, not anymore.

- Getting divorced?

- I've just gotten divorced.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

What about you? Do you have a husband?

- My husband is one of

the hotel's managers.

- Mexican?

Almost. He's from Spain.

I've gotta go.

Isn't this great? It's like everyone's

fantasy, to live in a place where

everything is all inclusive.

It's kind of strange.

They put on a bracelet and

suddenly we are all the same.

There's no money, nothing.

It's a community entertainment system.

Javier.

How's that?

My husband's name is Javier.

He's handsome, intelligent, fun,

has money and is liberal.

What more could one ask for?

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