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We'll tell your teacher

we were helping a puppy

that'd been run over

by a bipolar cabbie.

What's bipolar?

- We'll tell her we've been robbed.

- We've been robbed, Dad?

- What's up?

- I'm counting.

- Any trouble?

- The usual stuff.

- How are you?

- Hi.

What happened?

The currency fell?

No, just Facebook.

They went bankrupt?

You mustn't invest on the Internet.

No, I'm going crazy.

Every girl you ever met is here.

I'm going out with a classmate

from kindergarten tomorrow.

A little redhead...

Don't use Facebook. It destroys families

I never liked it.

So, is she there?

Yes, she is. Want to see her?

Yes, she is. Want to see her?

- You have her there?

- Yes.

Where is she?

- Here, on Facebook.

- I mean, for real.

People don't live on Facebook.

Some actually do.

- Does she have kids?

- No.

- Facebook tells you that?

- No, I assumed it.

No pictures of her with kids.

Maybe they want to protect them.

Or to hook up.

You can't tell 'cause

you never had an account.

It's a waste of time.

I never really got it.

I've made up my mind.

I want to have the surgery,

but I'm scared. Not of the procedure.

What are you scared of then?

Of losing my sexual potency.

This procedure

won't make you lose potency.

Actually, some studies claim

it increases your power.

You live more freely.

I still have doubts

that are less academic.

Let's see if I can help.

- Does it still come out?

- Yes, it does. It does.

- It has the same consistency?

- I don't know. I never checked.

- What if I want to change it back?

- In most cases, it's reversible.

I can explain it to you.

This is the duct.

This is the prostate.

I don't need so many specifics.

If you had to get it done,

who would you choose to do it?

There are various experts.

Doctor Souza's office

is on Montevideo Street.

He's a master and my friend.

And someone far away from here?

Far away from here.

I have a friend from school.

He's moved to Rosario. He's great too.

I have this sort of work thing

in Rosario this weekend.

Would it be too weird

to mix both things?

It's already mixed up.

Does it hurt?

Does the procedure hurt?

Emerson used to say:

"Though we travel the world

to find the beauty,

we must carry it with us

or we don't find it. "

Enough, Mom, relax in the salon.

No one went to college here.

Enjoy yourself.

- I don't want to be frivolous.

- I'm not saying that.

You are as frivolous as everybody else.

It's okay to come to the salon.

- Like this color?

- Always need to talk smart?

- No, it's too different.

- We'll mix it up.

- Yes, do that.

- With hazelnut.

- When's your boyfriend coming?

- On Saturday. Why?

- On Saturday?

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