All In

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Sorry I'm so blunt, doctor,

but I can't believe it!

- Since my divorce, I haven't stopped...

- It happens.

When I was younger,

I couldn't get any girls.

It was impossible.

Women ignored me completely.

I was scared of them and vice versa.

I was sort of the invisible man I didn't

exist.

Now everything comes so effortlessly,

like an anthropology study.

Honestly,

I'm scared shitless.

Of STDs, of getting involved

with some crazy chick,

and of many other things.

What I fear the most

is having another kid.

That's why I want to get it done.

I've thought about it.

You've told me it's a simple procedure.

I want to get a vasectomy.

You may meet a woman

and change your mind.

It happens. Think about it.

I'm so tired of going all in

whenever I'm with a woman.

It's like poker. I play a bit

As a sport, I play online.

It's under control.

It's not an addiction...

ALL IN:

I said it was your birthday cause

he aquarium had a special offer.

You must seize your opportunities.

Know what a special offer is?

It's something that's all set up,

you can't choose.

This special offer didn't include fish.

I promise I'll get them for you.

I'll go to the aquarium,

put them in a plastic bag,

and we'll put them

in the tank together.

I'll ask Germn to take care of it.

So you should be happy.

We got the big fish tank.

Why don't you believe

what I'm telling you?

Because I can't.

Don't lie about my birthday ever again!

I see, we'll only have fake fishes.

Will you close the door, Sarita?

- Good morning, sir.

- How are you?

- Good morning, rabbi.

- Hi.

Let's go, Otto!

I'll race you to the candy bowl!

Hey, guys. How's the value?

Off to a firm start,

now it's up five points.

A check from Plaza Chaco.

- The discount for 30 days?

- For whom?

- Gallardo.

- 1.5 points.

- He got a divorce?

- Yes.

Ask about his wife's alimony.

The Jewish charity called.

Tell them 400,

but I can't make the dinner.

- Sonia. How are you?

- Sir.

Thanks.

Home sweet home.

What's up, Germn?

Kids, we're doing origami today.

Sarita, help me.

Can you do the clownfish?

How did you learn origami?

An Asian girlfriend

taught me lots of stuff.

Sonia, bring us tea and cookies.

I have Barbor's IOUs.

He wants US Dollars.

- Barbor Junior?

- No, Senior.

Okay. Pay him then.

There you go.

Look, Dad.

Germn made the clownfish.

Good.

You're not even looking.

No reproaching, Sara.

Your mother had that nasty habit too.

- It looks like a giraffe

. - Good.

It's a clownfish without the...

Hi, Patricia.

How are you?

They're not coming with me today?

But I've already got the groceries.

I have to bring them over now?

No, we're about to start cooking.

What? I didn't take them to my office.

I told you I won't do that again.

Hold on. The food's burning.

- A boat.

- A boat?

- Can a Jew be a musician?

- A boat. - A boat?

Ever heard of the band Kiss?

I've got a structured deposit.

It's a convertible paying 12%,

provided Greece doesn't default.

What? No.

Germn will bring them over.

Bye. Talk to you later.

A Balerga says he knew your father.

How much for a conversion

from Euros to US Dollars?

I don't know him.

Charge him extra.

- Your old man had many friends.

- Don't I know it?

Dad, the money the gentleman had,

whose is it?

It's nobody's.

- May I take it?

- No, "nobody" could get upset.

Bye.

- See you, man.

- See you.

Come.

I want to go back to Buenos Aires.

Yes? To visit your mom?

No, my dad asked me

to do something for him.

- Are you coming with me?

- When?

- Tomorrow.

- Tomorrow?

Tomorrow is going to be tough.

I already made lots of plans...

- It's too soon for me.

- I know. It's tomorrow.

I have a lot of things to do.

The wake, the funeral, all that stuff.

Don't worry.

Nobody else will die on me.

I don't know anybody else here,

so unless you die...

Well, I think if I can

get everything done...

Cut the French, will you?

My father just died. Stop it!

- Let me get my stuff sorted out.

- Okay.

- Let me get my stuff...

- Okay, do that!

- Sir, can you stop here, please?

- Go ahead.

- You're upset, it's normal.

Gloria.

Hi.

- Where's my mom?

- She's at the radio.

She dedicated the show to you,

wonderful opening words.

She's not coming, is she?

Come, Gloria.

No, madam. I'm no porter.

Tell her, Mr. Funes.

Funes?

Are you using my mom's name?

You got married.

No, he's an intern

working with your mother.

He's new and got things mixed up.

Literary Geographies...

In this minor work,

the author tries to seduce us

with his misery,

but it's not enough.

His ever-present presence

on the covers of the literary supplements

gives this maneuver away.

Octavio De La Cruz...

You're not a writer,

but rather a man who writes.

That is, if writing is a trade.

Literary Geographies...

A tour through Susan Funes' library.

- Mom!

- Hello!

A photo, a photo.

Where's Algaaraz, honey?

I don't know. I picked up Gloria.

Alejandro was on to it.

- Who's Alejandro, honey?

- The other intern.

So, we have the writers we deserve.

You're in!

Your guest didn't come?

Again, Susan?

I haven't prepared anything.

Play some more music.

Her voice is in the air...

All right,

Borges used to say,

"Through the years,

I've noticed both beauty

and happiness occur quite often.

Not a day goes by without us being,

at least for an instant, in heaven. "

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