All American Zombie Drugs Page #2

Synopsis: Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.
Director(s): Alex Ballar
Production: Midnight Releasing
  2 wins & 2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
3.5
PG-13
Year:
2010
99 min
Website
56 Views


YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK.

I SEE YOU LIKE IT.

YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK.

THAT'S COOL.

YOU'RE A TICKLE FREAK.

THAT'S COOL.

SO AM I.

THAT'S COOL.

SO AM I.

COME ON, MAN.

SO AM I.

COME ON, MAN.

COME ON.

COME ON, MAN.

COME ON.

I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN.

COME ON.

I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN.

COME TO DADDY!

I CAN TICKLE YOU, MAN.

COME TO DADDY!

OOH.

COME TO DADDY!

OOH.

YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH?

OOH.

YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH?

ME TOO.

YOU LIKE IT ROUGH, HUH?

ME TOO.

OH!

ME TOO.

OH!

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

OH!

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

[ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ]

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!

[ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ]

WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?

[ HIGH-PITCHED MOAN ]

WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?

[ High-pitched voice ]

WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?

[ High-pitched voice ]

SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THA [ High-pitched voice ]

SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THA INTO YOU.

SEBASTIAN, I'M REALLY NOT THA INTO YOU.

NO?

INTO YOU.

NO?

WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO

NO?

WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO

THE ROOM WITH US?

WELL, THEN, WHY DID YOU COME TO

THE ROOM WITH US?

I DIDN'T.

THE ROOM WITH US?

I DIDN'T.

WHAT?

I DIDN'T.

WHAT?

YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND

WHAT?

YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND

SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND...

YOU DIDN'T COME WITH TABITHA AND

SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND...

JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN?

SARAH AND JAMIE AND JENNY AND...

JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN?

NO.

JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN?

NO.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS

NO.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS

BEFORE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS

BEFORE.

NO.

BEFORE.

NO.

IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?

NO.

IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?

I'M ONLY 16.

IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS?

I'M ONLY 16.

SH*T!

I'M ONLY 16.

SH*T!

YOU GOT TO GO.

SH*T!

YOU GOT TO GO.

JEANINE?

YOU GOT TO GO.

JEANINE?

[ DOOR OPENS ]

JEANINE?

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ Normal voice ] HEY.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ Normal voice ] HEY.

WAIT.

[ Normal voice ] HEY.

WAIT.

AGAIN?!

WAIT.

AGAIN?!

OH, YEAH.

AGAIN?!

OH, YEAH.

WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?

OH, YEAH.

WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?

F*** YOU!

WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?

F*** YOU!

F*** OFF.

F*** YOU!

F*** OFF.

F*** THIS!

F*** OFF.

F*** THIS!

YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.

F*** THIS!

YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.

[ MOANING ]

YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.

[ MOANING ]

OH, YEAH!

[ MOANING ]

OH, YEAH!

I WARNED HIM.

OH, YEAH!

I WARNED HIM.

WELL, HEY --

I WARNED HIM.

WELL, HEY --

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

WELL, HEY --

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

NO, JUST --

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

NO, JUST --

NOW!

NO, JUST --

NOW!

OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH

NOW!

OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH

OF KARA!

OR YOU, TOO, WILL FEEL THE WRATH

OF KARA!

KARA, COME ON, MAN!

OF KARA!

KARA, COME ON, MAN!

YOU'RE ON TOP.

YEAH, YOU'RE THE BEST, BABY.

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