All American Christmas Carol Page #3
SOCIAL SERVICES. IS YOUR MOMMY HOME? -NO! [ DOOR SLAMS ] [ SOLEMN MUSIC PLAYS ] -NO GUNS NO GLORY PAINTBALL
IS WHERE THE FUNERAL IS? -WELL, YOUR DADDY
HAD A ONE-TRACK MIND. -IS THAT WHY YOU NEVER MARRIED
HIM...'CAUSE OF PAINTBALL? -NO, I NEVER MARRIED HIM BECAUSE I WAS ONLY WITH HIM
ONE NIGHT, OKAY? I MEAN, MAYBE TWO,
BUT THAT'S NO REASON TO FALL IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY FOREVER. -WHOA!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? -DANG TATER CAME FLYING OU OF THE SKY, DRILLED ME IN THE HEAD WHEN
I WAS RIDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY. -GEEZ.
-I'M OKAY. HOW YOU HOLDING UP? [ ENGINE REVS ] [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] -HEY, WAYNER. NICE BIKE, FOR A GIRL.
[ SNORTS ] -HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TWO BOYS,
UM, GO IN THERE? WHY DON'T YOU FIND YOUR
UNCLE BOB AND YOUR AUNT MARGE, AND WE'LL SEE YOU IN THERE?
YOU GOT HIM, WAYNE? -OKAY.
-OKAY. YEAH? SEE YOU GUYS IN THERE.
-LOVE YOU, MOM. -SEEN YOU ON TV LAST WEEK IN
THAT MATCH WITH THUNDER RAINS. LOOKING GOOD. -YOU SEEN MY SIGNATURE MOVE? -YEAH, I SAW IT. -[ SNIFFS ] -FLAG? MA'AM, FLAG
FOR OUR FALLEN BROTHER? FLAG? FLAG. -YOUR FAMILY RAISES THE BAR
FOR NEW LEVELS OF EMBARRASSMENT. -WHAT? IT...
IT'S PATRIOTIC. -BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. [ CLEARS THROAT ] -HOW YOU HOLDING UP THERE,
BUDDY? -I'M FINE. -I'M HERE FOR HIM, BOB. -DO WE HAVE TO LOOK
AT THE DEAD BODY? -NO. NO ONE IS LOOKING
AT A DEAD BODY TODAY. -[ SNEEZES ] -OKAY. DID YOU HEAR THAT? HE'S ALLERGIC
TO SOMETHING HERE. -MAYBE IT'S THE FLOWERS.
ARE THERE DAISIES? -[ SCOFFS ] WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO GO NOW, BOB. -[ Chuckling ] I CANNOT LEAVE.
I JUST -- WHERE'S CINDY? -OH, SHE'S PROBABLY
NOT GONNA SHOW. -YOU KNOW, YOU STILL LOOK
LIKE A PIECE OF PIE JUST WAITING FOR A BIG LOAD
OF ICE CREAM TO TOP YOU OFF. SO WHAT'S UP WITH THE WAYNER?
HMM? -I DON'T KNOW. HE'S COOL,
AND HE TAKES GOOD CARE OF US. -YOU REALLY THINK YOU GOT A LIFE
WITH THIS COLLEGE BOY? -I DON'T KNOW. -IT'S LONELY ON TOP, CIND -- I MEAN, THE CIRCUIT. THE FANS,
THEY AIN'T ALWAYS KIND. -GIVE ME SOME TIME.
-DON'T! -YOUR MOUTH'S SAYING "DON'T," BUT YOUR BODY'S
SAYING "DON'T STOP." -WHY YOU TRYING
TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME WHEN I'M FEELING
ALL WEAK INSIDE? -YOU AIN'T WEAK. NOBODY HAS EVER TAKEN
ADVANTAGE OF YOU. IT'S ALWAYS
THE OTHER WAY AROUND. -THAT'S LIKE YOU TO SAY. -WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A HI OFF OF THAT? -[ INHALES DEEPLY ] -HI, THERE, PEEPERS. -PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM THAT. -IT'S A NICKNAME, MOM!
IT'S COOL! -YEAH, MARGE. IT'S COOL. -RATTAIL RANDY
IS A KICK-ASS NICKNAME. NICKNAMES ARE COOL. -DID YOU HEAR THAT, MOM --
KICK-ASS NICKNAME! -[SCOFFS] WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT USE LANGUAGE LIKE THA IN FRONT OF TIM? BOB! -YEAH. RANDY.
WATCH THE LANGUAGE. -[ SNEEZES ] -OKAY. WE'RE GONNA WAI IN THE CAR. COME ON. -BYE, HARLEY.
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