All American Bikini Car Wash Page #3

That don't make Paulie a

priority?

Ya see, Paulie lent you the

cash,

now it's your job to

pay it back.

Quite f***ing simple.

And if that don't work out,

well...

things that are... attached to

your body, they start breaking.

This is very painful.

I told him I'd have it

this week.

You better! Or snap!?

End of da week, b*tch! Or snap!

End of the week.

Yo, damn baby. You got a whole

lot of junk up in that trunk.

What do you say I pull up that

bumper and smack that...

Oph!

Let's get out of here, Tony!

Dude, it was a sure thing!

Famous last words.

So, what are we gonna do now?

You're gonna help me with

the car wash.

Sure! But hey, I don't work

for less than thirty bucks

an hour, you know?

A man's gotta have his

principles.

Ten bucks an hour.

Sweet! F*** principles. I'm in.

Great.

Dude, we should hire Tori too!

Then we'd get some mad business!

Sure, yeah. Why don't we

just open a bikini car wash?

That's a brilliant idea.

That was a joke.

Think about it, man!

It can't miss!

We'd be printing money!

Vex, I'm not running a bikini

car wash, man. It's like, seedy.

But, highly profitable and

I can help.

Help? Dude, we got a hot chick!

Imagine her like soaping up

your car.

Maybe she winks at you, she

blows you a kiss.

You achieve wood. Perfect!

Absolutely, but there is more

than that to running a business.

-We got it all figured out,

Marvin.

You got the numbers

figured out?

Psh! Yeah, Jack's a numbers

whiz. Right?

We might need help with

the numbers.

It's not exactly the

kind of business

my Dad would be cool with,

you know?

And the Professor, I don't

think he wants me

turning his little car wash into

something out of a porno.

I'm so in.

Me, too!

Who said you can

join the team?

It'd be just like Senior Year,

when we ruled Liberty High.

It's a little different than

student government, bro.

Do you even remember

high school?

You know, considering you were

stoned half the time.

I think it was way more

than half.

It doesn't even matter. Look, I

didn't agree to this so...

But if you do, I can make sure

we actually make a profit,

which is the whole point,

correct?

Yeah, I mean I sure as sh*t

need the cash,

and Jack needs the grade.

Cool down guys, alright.

This is my mess, I make

the decisions!

So you're in, too! Nice!

No, I didn't say that!

Then what are your other

options?

You know, we got less

than a week

and you've got no money.

What else is there?

A lemonade stand?

C'mon. Let me hear your ideas.

I thought so. Think

about it, man!

The hot chicks! Sexy bikinis!

It can't miss!

There's no guarantee...

According to my calculations, it

would be a tremendous success.

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