All About the Money Page #2

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Mr. Pomeroy,

it's your wife on line one.

Um... put her through.

OK.

Hello, darling.

I won't keep you.

I just Wanted to tell you how

important this meeting is to daddy.

I know.

Well, I'm not sure you do.

Takanaki Industries is a client

daddy's tried to get for years,

and it would be unfortunate

if you lost this opportunity.

I'm the reason Takanaki

Industries is even here today.

Three years of traveling back and

forth from Japan, and I got it done.

I would think that you

would be calling me,

your husband, to say,

"Good luck!"

Hah. That's cute, honey.

Just keep your eye on the ball.

Remember that

it's all on your shoulders.

This family

doesn't tolerate losers.

Ow!

Work for the money,

work for the-for the money

Work for the money, work

for the-for the money

Work for the money,

work for the money

Work for the money...

I like her head,

shoulders, knees, ho

Head, shoulders, knees, ho,

Head shoulders knees, ho

Head, shoulders, knees, ho

Hey, what's that sound

Everybody look

what's goin' down

Down to the floor,

scrub the ground

Everybody look

when she come around...

All right, you're gonna be rich,

you're gonna be rich,

you're gonna be rich.

Hi.

Hi. Wow, you're hot...

Oh, hi, I'm Vincent Bolero

with the Upright Breathe-Right,

and you have been chosen

from thousands of participants

to receive a...

You got... Is it hot?

Actually, my parents,

they just bought me a vacuum

right before the semester

started, so I'm all good.

Hold on,

just give me one second.

They gave me a rebuttal

for that... the pamphlet.

Hand 'em the pamphlet here.

That has all the information.

- I have company.

- Oh, hey, hi, guys.

What you doing, just chillin'?

I used to chill.

Let me tell ya, um...

Ha, I know what that is.

That's not a asthma breather,

is it?

You guys!

- All right, so...

- No, you can't have any.

And my parents give me

an allowance every month

which is not enough to afford

this amazing vacuum,

so I couldn't even buy one

if I wanted to, thank you.

That leads me to the other part

of my whole presentation.

Making money. You, sir.

How would you like to make

$10,000 a month?

Wait, so you

make $10,000 a month?

Dressed like that?

Um, I don't. My boss does.

And then the guy above him.

At the office,

it's like a tower, OK?

They have like,

you have the level one...

It's like a pyramid. They don't

think of it like a pyramid.

They say don't say

it's a pyramid.

It's better looking at it

on the board,

but yes, you can, you can make

that kind of money.

It's like he's an anchor

on the Sad News Network

and the special is

"My Life Sucks."

I'm gonna dump this right here.

No, you're not, whoa!

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