All About the Money

Synopsis: Two "down on their luck" buddies are convinced by a third to take a vacation. Only after landing in Colombia, South America, do they realize that they are there to attempt to capture the United States most wanted criminal - with no military training.
Director(s): Blake Freeman
Production: Wunderkind Pictures
90 min

with this, uh, reality

that you're not that good

a salesman, man.

Man, you're talking

about my career.

Your career is fucked up.

What is it this week, man?

Upright Breathe-Right.

Up-breathin' what?

Breathe what? Who?

You know what,

I'm proud of what I do.

It's the Upright Breathe-Right.

It is a vacuum cleaner,

is what the f*ck it is.

Man, millionaires don't get

like this overnight.

I'm trying to do

what I need to do, OK?

I'm going to work

to make my millions.

Watch when I come home today.

I got a real job, I fix motors.

People need to drive.

You need to fix your drive,

your drive in life, Chris.

While Vincent and Chris toiled to

make a dollar out of 50 cents,

Kurt was actually quite wealthy

working for his father-in-law,

and miserable to boot.

Oh! What are you doing?

You're supposed to be in there.

Yeah, I'm trying.

I can't find

my transportation form.

F*ck, you look like hell.

Did you sleep last night?

Little, uh, wacky-wacky?

Thanks, thanks, Rick.

It's exactly what I needed

right now.

Aaah, just glad it's you

and not me, man.

I don't think I could do it.

Do what?

You gave the last presentation.

Yeah, and I fucking killed

that bitch.

No, I'm talking

about being the son-in-law

of the CEO.


Uh-uh-uh-uh! Pfft!


You are about to present

to the biggest potential client

this firm has ever seen.

And your father-in-law,


is gonna be sitting

right there, same room,

analyzing your every move.



Dude! Hey! Snap out of it.


What? What did you say?

Fix your hair first.

Oh, and your secretary

always stares at my bulge.

See you in the trenches.

Two minutes.


Just a panic attack.

I have several hundred

of these a month.

You can do this!

You can do this!

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