Alien Uprising Page #2

Hey, come on!

The speech was romantic,

wasn't it?

Hmm.

Seriously, is it slowing down?

Touch my mate again and

I'll f***ing knock you spark.

Why don't you f*** off?

Oh, am I supposed to give a f***

you work on a door?

Try Afghanistan, mate.

Typical f***ing soldier!

Robbie, don't you dare!

You promised me!

Baby, I can't just leave him,

can I?

He's my best--

Friend, I know,

and I love your loyalty,

but you've just proposed.

Baby, I can't, okay?

I've got to go.

I'm your family now.

Please, I'm asking you,

don't do this again.

Robin! Robin, no!

Robin!

Settle down!

Michael, Michael,

come on, walk it off.

Listen to your girlfriend

before you get hurt!

What'd you say, gorgeous?

I said,

"Listen to your--"

Ugh!

Robin!

Get off of him!

Get off my fianc!

I will f***ing finish him,

I will!

Argh!

All right, all right,

let him go.

Let him go, right?

Come on, guys.

Leave him.

Alright mate, Jesus Christ,

seriously.

Baby, you okay?

What the hell

are you playing at?

I'm fine.

It's not what

I'm playing at, Robin!

Michael, what the f***?

It wasn't my fault,

mate.

It was f***ing Vincent's!

I leave him alone

for five seconds,

and half the f***ing club

starts on him.

Cheers, Vinny.

What?

I didn't do anything!

What you did,

you wanker,

was blow my chances

with quite possibly

the most beautiful girl

I've ever seen

in my entire existence.

Honestly, mate,

I don't think I did.

What, really, Michael?

The most beautiful girl

you've ever seen?

Mate, "beautiful"

isn't even the word.

I mean, she genuinely

took my breath away.

Her tits were unbelievable

perky bouncers!

I mean, straight

in the wank bank forevermore!

Do you know what I mean?

Michael--

I mean, the kind of girl you go

down on! You know the type!

Classy as Hell, but they'd be

complete filth in the bedroom!

I mean, I bet she takes it

in the f***ing--

Michael!

What?

That 10 out of 10 gal

you're talking about,

she's behind you!

You had me at "beautiful".

Did I lose you

at "wank bank"?

An official statement released

from Downing Street

just moments ago

assures all members of the

public who are unduly concerned

that these latest developments

are nothing but a string

of as-yet unexplained phenomena

and nothing to worry about.

However, they do make

a beautiful sight

as they light up the clear

English night sky.

He's done this before.

What else was I

supposed to do?

The last thing I want to be

is a moaning girlfriend.

Ah, fiance!

Exactly!

You're asking me

to question my loyalty!

Bullshit!

I just don't want to see you

get stabbed!

I was trying to stop Vinny

from getting beaten up!

Why didn't Michael just grab

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