Alien Outpost Page #2

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- I don't know, mate, okay?

I don't know, mate, okay?

These blokes arrived and began

These blokes arrived and began

f***ing sh*t up, started

F***ing sh*t up, started

shooting everything in sight.

- Shooting everything in sight.

- Drop your weapons!

- Drop your weapons!

- Names now, shitheads!

- Names now, shitheads!

- Sir, specialist

Sir, specialist

Alex Omohundro, sir.

- Alex Omohundro, sir.

- Do you have any idea what the

Do you have any idea what the

penalty is for unauthorized

Penalty is for unauthorized

entry to this outpost?!

Entry to this outpost?!

What the f*** are you

What the f*** are you

looking at?

Looking at?

Grab those cameras!

- Grab those cameras!

- Give me the f***ing camera!

Give me the f***ing camera!

Hands up!

What are you looking at,

dick breath?!

Dick breath?!

- All right.

- I can't do this anymore.

- I can't do this anymore.

- See the look on their faces?

- See the look on their faces?

- The little one sh*t himself.

- The little one sh*t himself.

- Oh, dude, I smelled it.

- Oh, dude, I smelled it.

- Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys.

Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys.

Just a little joke the men like

Just a little joke the men like

to play on the new arrivals.

To play on the new arrivals.

Hey, hey, it's okay.

Hey, hey, it's okay.

Son, you're gonna live, okay?

Son, you're gonna live, okay?

I'm lieutenant grant north.

I'm lieutenant grant north.

Welcome to the 37, boys.

- Where are you from?

- Sebring, Florida.

Sebring, Florida.

Shitload of old people out

Shitload of old people out

there, like the rest of Florida.

There, like the rest of Florida.

Smells like oranges.

Smells like oranges.

I hate oranges.

- I hate oranges.

- And what do you miss most

And what do you miss most

from home?

- From home?

- How many women have you seen

How many women have you seen

since you've been here that

Since you've been here that

weren't wearing a blanket?

- Weren't wearing a blanket?

- None.

- None.

- Well, there you go.

- Well, there you go.

- What will you do when your

What will you do when your

tour here is complete?

- Tour here is complete?

- Going to Disneyland.

- Going to Disneyland.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- The commander wants to see

The commander wants to see you.

- You.

- Uh, okay.

- Uh, okay.

- Holy sh*t, man.

Holy sh*t, man.

Are these the new VL-624s?

- Are these the new VL-624s?

- Yeah.

Yeah.

We're gonna put them up around

We're gonna put them up around

the base... Wireless upload like

The base... Wireless upload like

our main cameras.

Our main cameras.

Low-Profile.

- Low-Profile.

- U.H.D., Right?

- U.H.D., Right?

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