Alien Nation: Body and Soul Page #3

to your body.

Believe me,

I'm answerin' its call.

You're listening with the wrong part.

You need to be trained.

- On the job.

- No, no, no. I mean by professionals.

Whoa! Yo! I have never paid

for it in my life.

I'm talking about a class. Interspecies

Project L.A. Has one.

A human-Newcomer

sex class.

- They're gonna teach me how to have sex?

- Yes.

Cathy, between you and me,

there's nothing I haven't-

Hell, I lost my virginity

at 14.

- Really?

- Okay. 16.

You're still a virgin when it comes

to Tenctonese women.

Matt.

You know I don't wanna have

a platonic relationship with you...

but if we don't go to this class,

that's all we're ever gonna have.

Did you know that I fantasize

about ripping your clothes off...

and making love to you

up one side of this apartment...

and down the other?

Classes.

Classes.

- Hey, Socrates.

- I'm reading Schopenhauer, not Socrates.

You know, he reads like a child

compared to our Tenctonese elders.

Oh. Well, don't forget

the service on my car.

Uh, Matt's picking me up.

Buck will take the car in.

George, we're gonna

have to talk to him.

Uh, Buck? What about?

Don't tell me

you haven't noticed.

- All this studying.

- Developing a keen intellect. I don't see what the problem is.

He's 20 years old, George,

and he's not even dating.

All his friends are males.

- You know what I mean.

- There's nothing wrong with dating males.

You're not falling into that human

hydrophobia thing, are you?

Homophobia, George-

No, that's not what I'm talking about.

Buck's got no outlet,

you know?

Well, I was kind of a

myself.

You did talk to him about not letting

his aklafluid build up, didn't you?

Oh, yes. Years ago.

Well, maybe we should remind him.

Make sure he's releasing it regular.

Well, if you think

it's necessary.

You don't have a problem talking about

fluid release, do you, George?

Hardly.

Isn't it odd that humans do. Imagine,

they once fired a surgeon general...

for suggesting it be

taught in school.

Good-bye, Nemo.

Hey, Buck.

Oh, don't. Believe me,

I've heard all the jokes.

One of the hazards

of night work, huh?

Believe me,

it's not funny.

Buck!

- What'd I do?

- I ask myself that all the time.

George is in the kitchen.

Yo-whoa!

Oh, this is about

as bad as I've ever seen.

Oh, don't worry, Suze. I know

a guy who can get rid of anything-

freeze termites,

blowtorch, bat infestations.

No, no, no.

Vesna's in there.

Vesna-

Your baby's in there?

Yes, it's a cherboucha-

Uh, like, hibernating.

She's at that age, you know. Surrounded by

loved ones, but isolated and protected.

It's only for 11 months,

but it really helps harmonize the senses.

- That must've hurt.

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