Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Page #2

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Have you in port|in no time at all.

- Oh, yo-ho-ho and a bottle of sea|- Uh, Mr Dodo! Please!

- We'll all fish fry as we sail the sea|- Please help me!

Um, uh, uh, pardon me,|but, uh,

would you mind|helping me, please?

Yoo-hoo. Yoo-hoo!

Help me. Please!|Won't you--

Help me!

Forward, backward, inward|outward, Come and join the chase

Nothing could be drier|than a jolly caucus race

Backward, forward, outward|inward, bottom to the top

Never a beginning|There can never be a stop

Hopping, skipping Hopping, skipping|Fancy-free and gay

That's all they did tomorrow|but you finished yesterday

Round and round and round|we go until forevermore

Once we were behind|but now we find we are be--

Forward, backward, inward|outward, Come and join the chase

Nothing could be drier|than a jolly caucus race

Ah, backward-- I say!|You'll never get dry that way.

- Get dry?|- Have to run with the others.

First rule of|a caucus race, you know.

But how can I--

That's better. Have you|dry in no time now.

No one can ever|get dry this way.

Nonsense! Why, I'm|as dry as a bone already.

- Yes, but--|- All right, chaps. Hip-hep now.

Look lively.

The White Rabbit.|Mr Rabbit. M-Mr Rabbit--

- Oh, my goodness! I'm late. I'm late.|- Oh-oh, don't go away.

- I'll be right back.|- I'm late, I'm late.

- I'm late, I'm late.|- Don't step on the fish!|Uh, w-w-watch it there.

Stop kicking that mackerel.|Brilliant! Jolly well--

Mr Rabbit.|Oh, Mr Rabbit.

Oh, dear, I'm sure|he came this way.

Do you suppose|he could be hiding?

Hmm.

Not here.

I wonder.

No, I suppose|he must've--

Oh! Why, what peculiar|little figures.

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.

If you think we're waxworks,|you ought to pay, you know.

Contrary to wax, if you think|we're alive, you ought to speak to us.

- That's logic.|- Well, it's been nice meeting you.

Goodbye.

You're beginning backwards.

Aye, the first thing|in a visit is to say:

How do you do and shake hands|Shake hands, shake hands

How do you do and shake hands|and state your name and business

- That's manners.|- Really?

Well, my name is Alice, and I'm|following a white rabbit, so--

-No, you can't go yet.|-No, the visit has just started.

- I'm very sorry.|- Would you like to play hide-and-seek?

- Or "Button, button,|who's got the button"?|- No, thank you.

If you stay long enough,|we might have a battle.

That's very kind of you,|but I must be going.

- Why?|- Because I'm following a white rabbit.

- Why?|- Well, I-I'm curious to know|where he's going.

Oh, she's curious.

The oysters were curious,|too, weren't they?

Aye, and you remember|what happened to them.

- Poor things.|- Poor things.

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