Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Synopsis: Alice and her big sister are sitting on the side of a hill overlooking the lake, the big sister busy with her book...
10 min

- There he is! I simply|must get through.|- Sorry. You're much too big.

- Simple impassable.|- You mean impossible.

No, impassable.|Nothing's impossible.

- Why don't you try|the bottle on the table?|- Table? Oh!

Read the directions and directly you'll|be directed in the right direction.

"Drink me."

Hmm. Better look first,|for if one drinks much...

from a bottle|marked "poison,"

it's almost certain to disagree|with one sooner or later.

- Beg your pardon?|- I was just giving myself|some good advice.

But-- Mmm.

Tastes like, uh,|cherry tart.

Custard, pineapple,|roast turkey. Goodness!

- What did I do?|- Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

You almost went out|like a candle.

But look!|I'm just the right size.

Oh, no use.

I forgot to tell you.

I'm locked!

Oh, no!

Uh, but of course, uh,|you've got the key, so--

- What key?|- Now don't tell me|you've left it up there.

Oh, dear.

- Whatever will I do?|- Try the box, naturally.


"Eat me." All right,|but goodness knows what this will do.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,|whoa, oh!

What did you say?

I said, "A little of that|went a long way."

Well, I don't think|it's so funny.

Now-- Now I shall|n-never get home!

Oh, come, come, now.|Crying won't help.

I know, but I-I--

I just can't--|I can't stop!

Come! Oh! Say,|this won't do.

It won't do at all.

You! You up there!|Stop!

I say! Oh, look!

The bottle. The bottle!

Oh, dear. I do wish|I hadn't cried so much.

Oh, a sailor's life|is the life for me

How I love to sail|on the bounding sea

And I never, never, ever|do a thing about the weather

For the weather never, ever|does a thing for me

Oh, a sailor's life|is the life for me

Tiddlee um pom pom|Deedle dum dum dee

And I never, ev--|Ahoy!

And other nautical expressions!|Land ho, by Jove!

- Where away, Dodo?|- Dodo?

Three points to starboard.|Pull away, me hearties.

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Lewis Carroll

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson (; 27 January 1832 – 14 January 1898), better known by his pen name Lewis Carroll, was an English writer, mathematician, logician, Anglican deacon, and photographer. His most famous writings are Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, its sequel Through the Looking-Glass, which includes the poem "Jabberwocky", and the poem The Hunting of the Snark – all examples of the genre of literary nonsense. He is noted for his facility at word play, logic and fantasy. There are societies in many parts of the world dedicated to the enjoyment and promotion of his works and the investigation of his life. more…

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