Alex Strangelove Page #2
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- Year:
- 2018
- 99 min
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You won't let me.
Okay, see you inside.
Wow.
- Guys. Guys, look...
- Dude. Oh, my God.
Dude, you were just like stripped
of your penis before our very eyes.
Balls too.
Ballsack included.
Your dick is gone, though.
Gone in a poof of dick glitter.
No, we just want it to be special.
Oh my God, you're gay.
- That's very funny.
- No, no, no, really.
There's nothing wrong with that.
It's the 21st century.
Everyone's gay.
Are you gay?
- F*** no!
- Well, neither am I.
Homophobes.
Can't we just get past this whole
horny, teenage boy archetype.
Quite frankly, the idea that it's gay
to think of sex
as something that's meaningful and special
is offensive.
That's the gayest sentence
anyone's ever said, dude.
Okay, so what is it?
Am I gay, or did my dick fall off?
Your dick fell off.
Good luck being gay with no dick.
- May I help you?
- What was that?
What? I was just answering
Dell's question.
No, you weren't.
You totally threw me under the bus.
And not like any bus, like a giant,
hulking tour bus for Beyonc.
- Don't be dramatic.
- I'm not.
But you made me seem
like a prudish, sexophobic freak.
Well, isn't that kind of true?
No.
What?
That is so not true.
- I never wanted to wait until marriage.
- Shh. Okay.
- Not that specifically.
- Well, then what specifically?
Okay.
Why is it every time we're,
you know, like, going at it,
at a certain point?
Well... I don't know.
I just... We've never really talked
about going past that point.
- Maybe we should just go for it.
- Yeah.
You know, I mean...
- I'd like to.
- Yeah, I know. Me too.
Okay, so when?
Let's get a hotel room.
- What?
- Let's do it.
Let's get a hotel roomnext week.
Deal?
Okay, I don't think
you're supposed to shake on this.
- Okay. Deal.
- Okay.
I'm gonna sex you so good
you wont know what time it is.
Wow.
- I like that.
- Yeah?
I'm gonna sex you like a tornado on fire.
Nice.
I'm gonna sex you
like a gorilla would sex his...
fuzzy, furry gorilla...
life mate.
- You should workshop that one.
- Yeah, it's not as good.
The Golgi apparatus is responsible
for the manufacturing and shipping
and synthesized in,
the endoplasmic reticulum.
But the most amazing thing
about all of this...
is Alex Truelove
is going to have sex next week.
What?
Hot...
sweaty...
ass-slapping intercourse...
of a sexual kind.
Just try not to f*** it up.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, read pages 121 through 140
for tomorrow, guys.
- Okay?
- Okay.
Okay?
I found my dick.
I'll be the judge of that.
Not that it's any of your business,
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