Alex & The List Page #2

you inherit from childhood.

There for life.

I'm sorry.

I know he's crude.

But he looks out for me,

and I look out for him.

[chuckles softly]

[dog growling]

[barking]

[toy squeaks]

Come here, buddy.

Come here.

Use it up, buddy.

Use it up.

Use it up.

Hey.

[taps floor]

Mail?

Good boy!

Good boy. Bring it here.

Bring it here, bud.

Good boy.

Remember Katherine's brother?

Gary?

The weird guy.

He's getting married.

Maybe I could bring you.

Come on.

You ready to go to work?

[sniffs]

[whimpers]

[Alex] Does he ever

walk around like he's drunk?

Yes.

[whimpers]

Prolonged staring

where nothing distracts him?

Sometimes.

Bang his head against the wall?

Yes.

Does he eat his own feces?

Not that I'm aware of.

[dog whimpers]

Well, Gumball here,

he's experiencing anxiety.

- We're gonna find out why.

- [whimpers]

Take a deep breath.

[exhales]

We're just gonna go

in one smooth movement.

- All right.

- It's all good.

- Smooth.

- Smooth.

- Smooth.

- Smooth.

Smooth movements.

It's all good.

Just like...

Look, he's fine.

- Enzo's good. He's good.

- What if he bites me?

He's not gonna bite you. I promise you.

He's not gonna bite you.

- Okay.

- He's not gonna bite anybody.

- Promise?

- I promise you.

Let's do it.

[Alex]

Good boy.

Good boy.

Isn't that the one that bit you?

Sure is.

You never cease to amaze me.

Wanna grab an early bite?

Can't. I have a date.

- Can I come?

- [laughs]

I'm proposing

to Katherine tonight.

Oh. I hope she doesn't say no.

- I've never had anyone say yes.

- Hmm.

- [kids shouting]

- Sir!

You kid is playing

with your dog's sh*t.

You might want

to clean that up.

[dog barking]

[muted conversations]

- [slow jazz music playing]

- [waiter] Here's the appetizer menu that you wanted.

- Just let me know if you need anything.

- [man] Thank you.

[waiter] I recommend

the calamari.

So this dog...

Uh... Yeah, he, um...

Anyway, he's just... he's like

getting more and more anxious,

and I think he's gonna

have to go on

anxiety medicine

or something like that.

Oh, my God.

- Yeah.

- That's really serious.

Alex, you're the best thing

that's ever happened to me.

You take me seriously.

You listen to me.

You think I'm smart.

You make me laugh.

I thought about this.

Methodically. From my heart.

I wrote it down.

And what I'm trying to say is...

let's go the distance.

Oh, and don't take

any of this as criticism.

These are just

well-thought-out suggestions.

Think of them as observations.

Like, um, this first one.

Get teeth whitened.

Don't be embarrassed by it.

A lot of people have

this problem.

Yellow, dullish looking teeth.

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