Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa Page #2
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- I was doing a fist bump.
- You would say that now you've lost.
- It's instead of a handshake.
Some people say it's more hygienic
than a handshake.
But who's to say
you can't get sh*t on your fist?
- Did you hear him making fun of you?
- I did, but as Oscar Wilde said,
"There's only one thing worse
- Cancer.
- No. "Not being talked about."
Oscar Wilde said that's
worse than cancer?
Yeah. I think he was at a party.
Probably just being a gay show-off.
Shape, Shape, Shape
Do you know what I really like? I like waking up
in the morning, breathing in the air and er...
actually realising I've made it through
the night and I haven't wet the bed.
No, I am joking, obviously, but er...
they were, of course,
very, very dark days indeed.
But they're all behind me now.
- Morning, Angela.
- Morning, Alan.
Alan Partridge has just
walked into the building.
Walking and talking, like The West Wing.
- Hope he hasn't hurt himself!
- Mr President, we have a code red.
- I've never seen the show.
- No, me neither.
Corner coming up.
You never know what's round the corner.
More corners, usually.
Imagine a world without corners.
No-one would be able to cut any.
Everyone would be going round in circles.
Wow.
I enjoyed that.
I will tell you one thing.
When I was going through my bad times,
maybe not the place to be and...
just because it's so at
and there was a sort of a...
but obviously now...
You're a good broadcaster, Alan.
Don't forget that.
- I wasn't planning to, Pat.
- You seen this memo?
"Exciting new phase.
Here's to the future."
- My days are numbered.
- No-one's getting sacked.
It's like Bobby Brushes, the caretaker, when
the swimming pool allegations came out.
- He was in bits.
- Yeah.
It turned out he was just helping those
lads towel off. He was being nice.
- He didn't even know them.
- Yeah, but where is he now?
- He runs his own business.
- There. He's back on his feet.
Rents out bouncy castles.
For adults, yeah?
- Look at this memo.
- I've seen the memo. It's quite simple.
Goredale Media are simply re-imagining
our core brand values
and giving it a name more fitting
to multi-platform content delivery.
- They're people people.
No, Pat. People sack people.
- Can you have a word with them, Alan?
- Would you?
Er... sure. As soon as I can get them
all in the same room together.
- They're all up in the boardroom now.
- That's great.
Thank you. Thank you, Alan.
You're a pal.
Well, pals is pals.
If we're all looking at the last quarterly
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