Al Madrigal: Why Is the Rabbit Crying? Page #2
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And she's cool with it.
That's the best part.
She's like,
"Was I talking too much?
#Thank you." And it works for me.
So I rub the back
of my wife's thumb.
She knows that means,
"Cholo, 3:
00. Look alive."like I said.
#Lot of neck tattoos.
on the fly.
But I didn't watch
Prison Break or Oz.
#They all mean something, right?
So I'm going,
"Why is the rabbit crying?
"What does that mean?
#He did something to a rabbit."
Me and my wife held each other
for a little bit, thinking,
"Okay, we had a good run, baby.
Now we're going to die."
The guy comes up.
#Turns out he's our son's coach.
No sh*t.
He goes,
"Hey, everybody.
My name's Coach Frankie.
But you can call me Rascal."
"See, honey? We're not going to die.
Coach Rascals here.
It's gonna be fine."
He then presents us
with a snack list.
When your child
is in any sport,
the team mom, or in this case,
a very scary
Mexican gang member,
has prepared a document to determine
what family
is responsible
for snack on any given game day.
He's laid his out perfectly
in Microsoft Word tables.
He left-justified
all of his text.
#He didn't go with a gothic-y cholo font
like you'd expect him to.
#He used Arial,
like we all should.
He centered his header,
he imported some clip art,
and he was very proud of it,
so we found ourselves-he-
"Check it out,
my snack list."
So me and my wife
found ourselves
where you're holding hands
trying not to laugh
at somebody right in front of you,
doing the Morse code
hand squeeze,
going, "Cholo made a snack list.
Cholo made a snack list.
"Don't laugh at the cholo.
Don't laugh at the cholo.
"Oh, my God.
Cholo made a snack list.
So proud of it."
Now, if you're a young couple
doing this for the first time,
this snack thing,
and you have kids in any sport,
you want to go
at the beginning of the season
when expectations are low.
#You bring some Teddy Grahams,
some Capri Suns, fruit,
you brown bag it.
Wanna go the extra mile?
Freeze a Go-Gurt.
They f***ing love that.
What happens
is you wait too long,
then in the middle of the season,
some a**hole with disposable
ruins it for the rest
of the families yet to go.
Then by the end
of the season,
a DJ, and a stripper.
And everybody's
still complaining.
#They're like, "Are these songs fast to you?
She seems older."
So he's made
a snack list.
#He's also the worst coach ever,
but you can't do
anything about it.
He's so intimidating.
#He actually said this to the kids.
They're five
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