Aiyyaa
- Year:
- 2012
- 152 min
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Meenaxi.
'Tezaab'.
Mohini.
Mohini, get to your
rehearsals and I'll just...
You'll sit here and
booze while I dance.
If someone else had said this,
I would've killed him.
You cannot kill me.
Because I pay for your liquor,
your gambling, everything.
I am profitable for you, father.
And you can't dare
to lose on your profits.
Hello, listeners.
Welcome to 'Vivid Bharti'
(All India Radio).
Action.
Say that you're mine, or else.
I want to die...
Don't ever say that.
Don't ever do that.
Do that; Do that;
Do that; Do that; Do that; Do that.
'Chaalbaaz.'
Wonder... where she's from?
Wonder... where she'll go?
She'll definitely
make someone crazy?
It's a small encounter.
But it's so sad.
This girl won't be wooed by anyone.
This girl won't be wooed by anyone.
'Mera Balma' (My sweetheart)!
Oh my!
Oh my!
Mr. India!
Oh my!
I love you.
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak.
Sridevi; Madhuri, Juhi.
Sometimes this, sometimes that.
It's a wonderful day,
think about it.
The madness, take a look.
You're alone, I am alone.
This is fun... truly.
Truly.
Sunny, Anil...
Bobby, Rishi.
Save me. Save me.
Someone save me.
Aamir, Shah Rukh...
Sallu, SK. Saifu... No.
No. Stop!
SK, Akki, Duggu, Bhaggu...
Dhaggu, Dabbu, Pappu.
Someone save me.
Save me!
Save me!
Nana, congratulations.
Meenaxi's name's in the newspaper.
Meenaxi's name's in the newspaper?
Show me what's written
about Meenaxi.
What's written?
Mom, dad, grandma.
Meenaxi's name's in the papers.
Tell me what's written
about Meenaxi.
Give it here.
- Nana, read it.
Read it, Nana.
- Am coming.
What are you doing?
Attention. Attention everyone.
A Brahmin girl, age...
- Bunch of liars!
You will all go to hell.
And rot to death.
You can't get anyone
married by lying.
This family will never have an heir.
We'll be faced by draughts,
cloudburst...
...this house will be washed away.
Mother-in-law, stop dreaming
behind those sunglasses.
Nana, read it.
A Brahmin girl, age 22.
Mild natured?
Mild natured? Meenaxi?
Mild natured. Maybe they meant nuts.
Homely.
She has all the qualities
Hindi serial daughter-in-law.
An expert cook.
Respect for her elders.
Loves children.
Very religious and prays every day.
All this is about Meenaxi?
What the...
You call this a matrimonial ad?
Which fool wrote all this?
I did.
I wrote all this.
Modern age, modern ad.
Just watch.
Soon handsome, rich youngsters...
...will flock to this neighbourhood...
Goddess...
...for the first time...
...someone's name from this family
has appeared in the newspaper...
...and has spread far and wide.
Meenaxi!
Meenaxi!
Hear.
I've watched it all in films.
The story of life.
Bacchan's always in front of trees.
I'm no ordinary girl.
My imagination runs wild.
With zest of my dreams.
My shot's ready, Lord.
Make it okay.
Fulfil my dreams.
Make me a heroine,
I'll offer a dollar in return.
Make her a heroine,
she'll offer a dollar in return.
Make me a heroine,
I'll offer a dollar in return.
Let's go, dear, sing a song.
With the camera in tow.
The frame's all set.
Show them your true colour.
I want my colourful posters.
To be seen in every neighbourhood.
Every radio station
plays only my songs.
Saw her story?
Her movie was pirated.
Madhuri came to her premier.
I want everyone to be my fan.
They'd all want my autographs.
Everyone begs... to
take a picture with me.
Make my beautiful
sway a hit with everyone.
Fulfil my dreams.
Make me a heroine,
I'll offer a dollar in return.
Make her a heroine,
she'll offer a dollar in return.
Make me a heroine,
I'll offer a dollar in return.
Let's go, dear, sing a song.
With the camera in tow.
The frame's all set.
Show them your true colour.
I will horde all
the telly ads as well.
I'll sell everything,
from toothpaste to homes.
She's become famous.
She did the catwalk.
And her parking lot's
has Sachin's Ferrari.
I'll have an affair
with a top hero.
Yet, I'll claim to be single.
All I want is an Oscar
along with a lot of Filmfares.
Fulfil my wishes.
Make me a heroine,
I'll offer a dollar in return.
Make her a heroine,
she'll offer a dollar in return.
Make me a heroine,
I'll offer a dollar in return.
Come, dear,
let's have a drink at a party.
And have a cup
of coffee with Karan...
...with the King
of Bollywood in tow.
Oh gosh! What happened? Where and when?
Hey! Hey!
Who's that?
Who's that?
Listen.
Take that someplace else.
Clear that garbage dump from here.
We didn't ask for a home delivery.
Dad, Nana.
Don'tjust sit there. Run.
And bring him back.
Who is that? Who is that?
Grandma.
My child.
Have a sweet.
Hello, listeners.
Welcome to All India Radio.
'Asleel Geetmala'
(Naughty Countdown.'
Let's first listen to 'Emotional
Attyachaar' from the film DevD.
The song's requested by
Nana and his four dogs from Pune.
He has dedicated this
song to his sister Meenaxi.
Meenaxi, who constantly
hops in and out of her dreams.
And we've to check
where she is at the moment.
The song's also dedicated
to his grandma...
...whose heart and mind
sparkles more brilliantly...
...than her golden dentures.
Also to his over-enthusiast mother...
...and over-dedicated father,
Ganesh Rao.
So let's all hear Deshpande
family's request...
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