Agents of Secret Stuff Page #2

Synopsis: Aden is a teenager who has been training all his life to become an official agent of the A.S.S. (Agents of Secret Stuff). To do that he must impress Tracy to give him his A.S.S. Honorary Operative License Entitlement (H.O.L.E.) on his mission. He is assigned a mission to go undercover and protect Taylor, a high school girl who is a target of an assassin group known as the S.I.N.S. (Society of Not-So-Good Stuff).
 
IMDB:
8.2
Year:
2010
35 min
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- Well if we gonna see each other this much,

why don't we just start over.

Hi, Jose, I'm Taylor, nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.

- It's called a handshake, Jose.

You're so silly, it's like you've never made a friend before.

- "You will follow orders!" - "Ahhh..."

- Hey Taylor!

- Oh hey, what's up, how are you?

- I'm good. Did you finish that paper in English?

- No, not yet, it is due soon? In two days...

Suspect from across the hall is examining the target, his eyes indicate he is aiming for the most exposed and vital area, her chest.

Only 3 steps away from pumping her with barrages of bullet punches straight to her rib cages that will no doubt stop her heart forever for life!

- What are you looking at?!

- Bye Jose!

- Bye!

- I said, what were you looking at?

- Chill out, Man, I'm just checking out Taylor's rack, she is looking especially hot today.

- Her rack?

- Yea, man, her knockers.

- So you were trying to knock her!

- No, man, I am talking about her b*obs!

- You know, these things?

- Oh, okay then, as long as you were not looking at that rib cage.

You stay the hell away from that rib cage!

- Bryson! New guy!

- I'm gonna destroy you!

Your face is gonna be so ugly when I am done with your face, cause... it's kinda handsome right now.

Ah.....!

- I wasn't ready! I want a rematch!

Target is greatly outnumbered by opposition, each of them possesses some sort of netted-stick weapon.

Surrounded and unaware, she is vulnerable to attacks from all directions!

- Jose? Where did you come from?

- You almost took a shuttle cock to the face.

- But how did you...?

- What are you doing, come on, let me go!

How did I even get here, let me go! Come on!

- How did you do that?

- He's like... incredibly fast and strong.

- He's like a mystical creature that is fast and strong.

- I know right, he's like a... a unicorn!

- But a human... a "humicorn".

- Stop it guys, he's just different.

- He's a freak.

- I don't know, I think he is kinda cute the way he takes everything so seriously.

- It's kinda creepy... don't you think?

- He's harmless, he's like a little puppy that just wants all your attention.

- A "humicruppy"!

- You girls are ridiculous. Let's go.

- I think Taylor has a crush.

"High school students are the most dangerous and misunderstood citizens that you will ever come across!"

- What happened?

- Slippery floors...

- What?

- Probably didn't see the "Piso Mojado" sign...

- What?

- Yea, let's just...

- But what about my...

- Uhh... yea, so I hope you have a good first day at school.

- You're still alive, so it's a great day.

- Okay, I'll see you later.

Oh, are you coming this way too?

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Wesley Chan

Wesley Chan was an early product innovator at Google Inc., best known for founding and launching Google Analytics and Google Voice. He is currently a Managing Director at Felicis Ventures and invests in early-stage technology and software startups. more…

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