After The Sunset Page #2

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- Max, right?

- Yes.

Yeah, Wendell.

- Oh, I love lobster.

- Oh, yummy!

Wow, look at that!

Stocks may rise and fall,

economies may collapse,

but the American farmer's always

gonna need manure.

My family's been in manure

for three generations.

No sh*t.

Holy cow!

Sheila and I like to swoc.

Swoc?

We like to have sex

with other couples.

Check.

Ooh, honey, look at that!

Something wrong?

Six months.

I can't take any more lobster.

There's only one thing

I enjoy eating more than lobster.

Huh, huh, huh?

Man, do I love lobster!

So, I'm setting up

for this 30-foot putt,

I got a chance for an eagle.

An eagle. Now, sweetie...

Steal her bracelet.

I saw you looking at it.

Steal it.

You know you want it.

We're retired, baby.

All I want is you.

Come on, let yourself go.

Have fun.

I bet you can't get it.

Of course I can, but I won't.

Bet you can't.

Max. Aren't you having a good time?

Please come again.

Maxwell, this one's on me.

Oh, thank you very much.

That's weird, I can't find my wallet.

Did I give you my wallet?

No, you didn't give me your wallet.

That's so weird! I could swear

I put it in my pocket before I came here.

It's okay, big fellow.

I got it.

Oh, thanks, Maxwell.

That is so sweet.

Where the hell is my wallet?

Luc, what's in

the Caribbean Romance again?

Light rum, amaretto,

orange juice, pineapple juice,

and a splash of grenadine.

What about the Pink Paradise?

Coconut rum, amaretto, cranberry juice,

orange juice, and pineapple juice.

People actually drink this stuff?

They love it.

You know, it makes them feel exotic.

Give me a Jack on the rocks.

It doesn't have a fancy name,

but if it was good enough for Frank,

it's good enough for me.

Frank?

Who's Frank?

Sinatra.

Did Frank take an umbrella?

Not even when it was raining.

Hi, baby.

How was it?

Amazing! You'd love it!

The only sounds are your breath

and your heartbeat.

The reef is like a thousand jewels,

sparkling right in front of you.

You should really try it next time.

Mm-hmm. Well,

I like to breathe unassisted.

- Oh, really?

- Mmm.

I thought you liked it

when I give you mouth to mouth.

State your business.

You're gonna shoot

an FBI agent, Burdett?

All I see is an intruder...

...who just swallowed $80 worth

of my whiskey.

Put down the weapon.

Don't make me shoot you again.

Again?

Is that the way we're gonna play it?

What are you doing

in my house, Agent Lloyd?

Sitting, drinking, eating chocolate.

- You have a warrant?

- FBI doesn't have jurisdiction here.

I know, that's why I came down here.

Oh, I don't think it is.

The Seven Seas Navigator

docking here for a solid week.

They're having a nice promotion

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