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troubling, or just plain sexy.

He's a good hugger. And I'm

hugger. A really big hugger.

Looking forward to hugging him

again!

So, I know that you are a really

bad shot, but that's about it.

What else do you want to know?

You could tell me about your family.

You have a sister, right?

Yeah, yeah. I have an older sister.

She's a consultant for big companies.

Tells them how to do their jobs.

What?

You've got to give me, like, a

little bit more.

It could be harmless. It could be

like your favorite childhood memory.

You wanna keep the buckle,

don't you?

There was this cabin on a lake.

It wasn't much of a place,

but, um,

but in the summer, my-my sister

and I would swim for hours.

We'd take these long, running

jumps off the dock.

Hundreds in a day.

I don't know.

Freed us from the grief of

living with Randy and Sandy.

- Randy and Sandy?

- My parents. I know.

Oh, and then my sister,

she names the dog Brandy.

That's hilarious.

Not really.

It's sad.

Are your parents still together?

No. My mom died when I was

in junior high,

but uh my dad took over, and

he wasn't really cut out to be

a single parent.

I think we just had it.

I think we just had

a real moment.

Yeah.

Here.

Keep this, and it'll remind you

of our real moment.

One, two, three, four,

I declare a thumb war.

Oh, you're going down.

- Come on Kelly!

- Ow.

- No, oh, oh, one, two, three,

pin! -

I came on this show because I

have lost at love.

I want to have my happy ending.

The Scottie ending could be the

happiest ending on earth.

I mean I know there's a lot of

other guys,

and I have to get to know them,

but Scottie could be the

one for me.

Look at me! I'm ridiculous!

She's not what I expected.

She was lovely.

You can't take it with you if

they take it outta you.

- They're his, huh?

- Yep.

So good to see you,

even if you're 15 hours late.

I got caught up with

post show stuff.

Just give me a hug

before I rip your head off!

Ou know, they say a baby boomer

dies every 39 seconds.

Did they all leave

so much sh*t behind?

I like the labeling thing.

Oh, shh, is your dude here?

Fritzy?

- Fitz. Yeah, he's s-sleeping.

- Fitz.

I gave you the front room.

It's kind of a mess, but I

thought you should have it.

You didn't have to do that.

Oh no, I know. Um, come here.

I want to show you something.

Look, that ridiculous Christmas

when mom threw the yule logs

that dad brought us up here.

Wait, are you remembering this

right?

God, you were this terrified

little kid.

I was not a terrified kid.

You were so scared that Santa was gonna

burn his bum coming down the chimney,

so dad went and buried little

gifts out in the snow.

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