After Sex Page #2

Oh, baby,

everything's negotiable.

No, not love.

Not love. Love is...

a guessing game.

And that's the beauty of it.

There's no guarantees.

It's like...diving

into a pool of water

without knowing

if it's shallow or deep.

And sure, yeah,

if it's shallow,

you end up hurt and

paralyzed from the neck down.

But if it's deep...

you know...

It's a leap of faith.

It's like throwing yourself out

there without any guarantees, dude,

and that's what

life's about.

Okay, you know

those carnival games, right?

And you know how some of them

are really hard to win

and some of them are super easy

and everyone wins?

Sure.

Well, it's just that

that's the difference

between love and sex.

Sex is the game

where everyone

wins a little prize,

and no one goes home a loser.

And...love is the game

that's really hard to win.

But if you do,

and you get to take home

that life-sized

stuffed rhinoceros,

it feels a whole lot better

than taking home

that shitty little

plastic key chain.

Hey.

Yeah?

You've got a f***ed-up way

of explaining sh*t.

I mean...f***!

Good night, Christopher.

Good night.

# She's a little bit cold,

she's a little bit bold #

# She's a little bit funny #

# How it feels #

# To be #

# Someone out of control,

life's taken its toll #

# When you wanted to see #

# The edge of the universe #

# You want to #

# You need to #

# Surrender #

# Surrender your heart #

# With your life #

# With your soul #

# Surrender #

# Surrender to me #

I love you.

I love you, too.

I'm not gay now,

am I?

I don't know.

Did you like it?

No.

Then no, you're not gay.

But at least

now you're sure.

Yeah.

You sore?

A little.

It gets better.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I don't care.

Whatever.

You know, you don't have

to feel bad about this.

About what?

About us having fun.

There's nothing

wrong with it.

Yeah, I know. I'm just--

I'm not gay, so--

I just saying you don't

have to feel bad about it.

Everyone fools around

at least once,

whether they

admit it or not.

I can't tell you

how many straight boys

I've had this same

conversation with.

What conversation

is that?

The "talk you down from

the ledge" conversation.

What ledge, man?

What are you talking about?

You frat boys,

you're all the same!

You're all caught up in

this bullshit machismo world

that is forced upon you,

so you're afraid to have

a sensitive side.

Bullshit.

Bullshit my ass.

Right now, you're a jumper.

I so wish I knew

what the f***

you were talking

about right now.

You're on the ledge

ready to jump

'cause you can't

deal with the fact

that you liked

having sex with a man.

It's true.

And then I come in and I give you this

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