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about to start our year-long

trip around the world.

Derek, can you explain to us,

why are we starting here?

You mean other than that?

Easy. Rock stars.

Edo Van Breemen and Zach

Gray are two friends of ours

who are here on tour with

their band, Unalaska.

We're gonna hang out with

them here in Barcelona

before joining them in Paris

for their final show.

Oh, there he is.

- How's it going?

- Voyeurism, monsieur.

- I can't believe I'm seeing you here.

- Hey.

Has he been doing this for however

long you guys have been here?

Did you guys check in or not?

Yeah. No, this is the camera gear.

Heh. You're kidding. Ha-ha-ha.

- Okay. Guys.

- Oh, no.

We're here. Check it out.

- The GoCar.

- The GoCar.

So I have to say, we're already

having a hard enough time

because we're naturally less

cool than all Europeans,

and now this.

It'll provide for some bonding time

- between the two of you, I suppose?

- Yes.

- Everyone...

- Wait. Why am I in this thing?

Why are you guys not excited?

- It's cool.

- What the hell...?

You're gonna pick up

a lot of girls today

riding this thing around town,

especially at the beach.

Fine. No one else gets

it, but I get it.

And we're gonna have a

damn good time today.

I don't really care

what these guys say.

All right. B camera right here.

Two cameras, baby. Two cameras.

This is the best city in the world.

The only two factors that determine

how good a time you have

in a new city are the

weather and the people.

And I don't think we

could ask for much more.

We've had an amazing two days.

The footage is phenomenal.

Probably the coolest thing is just

seeing Derek looking so happy

for the first time in

a really long time.

A weight has been lifted

off his shoulders,

and I can't wait for the

next couple of days,

because things are gonna

get even crazier.

Whoo!

Holy sh*t. Holy sh*t!

It was way more scary than

I thought it was gonna be.

Oh, my God.

Group hug. Group hug.

Oh, I love this. Feel the love.

Okay, Derek. If we can find you

a suitably drunk French girl

with low enough standards,

do you think you can take her home?

Let's take a quick poll.

I think that he's gonna

succeed in, uh...

In getting her where

he wants to get her,

but I think that she's gonna

have a horrible time.

With that Canadian vibe, he's

not going anywhere tonight.

Actually, with you guys at my

wing, I'm pretty much screwed.

I'll be impressed if he just

talks to a girl tonight.

Clif will be filming.

That'll add a certain

amount of pressure.

- We have to get this on film.

- No, I'm on your side.

- This is important.

- Can we not...?

Let's not encourage this,

okay? You gotta...

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