Adult World Page #2
by the rap.
Sexual preference
age, race, fetish, size.
Sexual preference
age, race, fetish, size.
It's pretty easy to remember that way,
if you do that.
I'm doing it in my head.
I don't want to do it out loud.
check out a video, you get his card.
That's got membership info,
notes written by employees.
What are sticky video returns?
- What?
- Really? Okay.
When that happens, we give him a copy
of our customer policies.
There you go.
Reread that.
Thank you.
Here you go.
- Bye.
- Bye.
- Thanks.
Have fun with your esoteric
reading.
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Yeah!
- Bye!
- Drive safe!
Thanks!
Hi.
Wow. It's an old one.
Got to be 20 years old.
Thank you.
All right, who's next?
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi.
- What's your name?
If you don't want to have
your book signed,
can you just step out of the way,
so that people...
Yeah, I'm sorry.
- I'm so sorry!
- I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
I got it.
- No, I got it.
- No, just... let me just do this.
It's fine.
Excuse me, Mr. billings?!
Hi! I am an enormous fan, like,
crazy-big fan of yours!
Thank you.
- It's so nice to meet you.
- We met inside.
I mean...You remember!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Um...
I just wanted to say ignore the reviews.
Your new book is tremendous.
The New York times
really has no taste anymore.
I know.
It's kind of a badge of honor, really.
I just love your work.
I just want to smash your head
open and take everything in there!
- That's...Lovely.
- What does it say?
- It says, "wake up.
Break free from the chrysalis of
middle-class ennui that's imprisoning you."
You're paraphrasing, of
course, huh?
Yeah. Well, I can't believe
we're bantering like this.
This is so cool!
- Life is surreal, kid.
Your work... the first time I read it,
I remember it so clearly evolved me.
- What did it evolve you into?
- An artiste.
Try not to use the pupa
metaphor again, for the record.
Um, you know...
I thought maybe
we could get together sometime.
You can give me some advice or
let me know how you got started.
It's in the books.
Well, maybe we can get a coffee.
You know, I stopped drinking coffee
'cause my adrenal glands are totally shot.
Maybe we can just talk poet to poet.
- Perhaps.
- You're an inspiration.
You, my dear, are an apparition.
Au revoir.
Au revoir, Rat billings.
Hey, hey!
That is not your...
come back here!
Hey!
Sh*t!
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, mother, sh*t!
Would you like personal lubricant...
...or a key chain to go
with your sexist videos?
That's very charming. You sure
you're old enough to work here?
Yeah, I'm an adult.
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