Acts of Violence Page #2

Why don't you put on a tie

for once in a while?

Come here.

You're gonna be

a dead handsome guy

if your dope keeps

killing my products.

You get that?

It's just taking a little

while to get the cut right.

It's very strong. But we've

tripled our profits already.

Yeah. We know my clients

are a little sick,

but nobody's into f***ing

dead people, all right?

You follow me?

[laughs]

And could you tell me why Cleveland's

finest are finding my holding pens

and raiding them whenever

the f*** they feel like it?

That was, uh, Mike's job.

Mike's arrested, right?

Dead. Fell off a roof.

Oh. [chuckles]

That's a shame.

Did he have family?

Wife and two kids.

I want you

to pay 'em a visit...

and send them

my condolences.

Cause I don't want

anyone talking to the cops.

- You get that?

- Yeah.

And hey.

Get me some new product.

And un-f*** your dope problem.

Don't let anybody say you're

not a great chef, Brandon,

because that was fantastic,

as always.

I know. I never question

my burgers, man, ever.

[all laughing]

- Yeah.

- [Brandon] Okay.

Guys, for you.

- Guys! That's so cute.

- Aw! You guys are so sweet.

Oh, my God!

Look how cute we are.

Dad was seriously

considering adopting you.

Did you know that?

- Really?

- Yeah, I mean,

you spent more time with us than

you did at your foster homes.

Well, it's a good thing

he didn't,

or Roman here would be

marrying his sister right now.

- Oh!

- Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Wow. Wow. Wow.

What's up?

Are you gonna give them

their... thing?

[Brandon] What thing?

- Babe!

- I'm kidding!

I'm totally kidding.

Okay, guys...

Tonight is about you guys.

- Jesus!

- Come on, guys!

I don't wanna hear it!

Look, we wanted to wait

for the wedding, but...

We figured it'd at

least cover the cost

for the airfare

for the honeymoon.

- [sighs] Guys, this is too much.

- No! You deserve it.

Yup.

Okay, well...

- I'm coming over.

- [Jess] Oh, yeah.

- Oh, I knew it. I knew it.

- Thank you so much.

All right. Just take

the money, Roman.

Take the money.

Look, Jess and I have worked

so hard for what we have.

And if you love

that little firecracker

as much as I love this

gorgeous pain in my ass...

- I love you.

- I love you, too.

You're gonna need some money

to spoil her with.

So welcome to

Clan MacGregor!

- [Roman] Yes!

- Officially!

[all] Cheers.

Cheers.

- I'm so happy for you, babe.

- Aw! Thanks.

Now they got you

doing the dishes, huh?

[water shuts off]

I didn't know

you were here.

Nice to see you.

- You're looking good.

- Thanks!

Let me just grab

a cup real quick.

You're just in time to go to the

strip club with your brothers.

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