Accidents Happen Page #2
If this happens in
a practice session,
what the hell are
you gonna do to him
in a real game?
It was an accident.
Are you all right?
You mean speaking
of accidents?
Gloria, don't start.
My husband
wants a divorce.
Yeah, he wants
to move on.
Start a new wife.
Billy.
Oh, I guess you didn't
find a really good
time to tell him.
I mean, what, with
the concussion and all.
Billy, Im sorry.
Im sorry. Im so stupid.
best for everybody.
Don't mind
my husband here.
He has his head
rammed so far up
his ass,
that every time he blinks,
it tickles his fancy.
Where's Larry?
We could use a hand!
Not here.
Is he visiting Gene?
If you did that
once in a while, you
might feel better.
And if my grandmother
had balls, she'd be
my grandfather.
You leave that!
Don't you touch
it. Put it down.
Billy can take
care of it. We
don't need you.
Oh, do me
one favor, though.
On your way out,
could you please, please,
take the time to trip over
your dead daughter's bicycle?
Are you okay?
Should I call
an ambulance?
No. Call the National Guard.
This, I think,
qualifies as
a disaster.
Im gonna take your
mother to the hospital.
What do you mean?
You can stay
at my house.
I don't think
that's a good idea.
Im not staying with Dad.
Is that, uh, son of
yours, is he still
causing problems?
Do you want
my help or not?
Gloria didn't
like taking help.
It made her feel
vulnerable, and that
frightened her.
And Dottie's help
had brought Billy
into contact
with Gene's old
friend, Douglas Post.
The Columbia
engines will be--
It's not every day
you get to see
history happen.
Dottie! Im empty!
History is not happening.
Don't wise off, Doug.
They got back alive.
That's what Im trying
to tell you.
Hey, you, play nice
in front of our guest.
Yeah, the other day!
When they made history.
If Columbus didn't
make it back after
he discovered America,
we wouldn't be sitting
here watching this
on TV.
Isn't that right, Billy?
Your TV's really nice.
'cause someone else would've
discovered America.
You're not
listening to me, Doug.
Look, it's the
invention of the wheel,
Christ and all
that business,
the discovery of
America by Columbus,
the discovery
of gravity,
World War I,
World War II,
and the moon landing.
That's the history
of the world so far.
Oh, this isn't
still on, is it?
What a yawn festival.
Can't we watch Dallas?
We're watching this.
In the early days
of our republic,
Americans watched
Yankee clippers fly
across the sky--
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