Accidentally Engaged

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to make you like...

a co-maid of honor.

I'm sorry, you made me a what?

A... co-maid of honor.

Maya, there's no such thing as

co-maid of honor. Are you serious?

Hey, look, it's my wedding, and I can

create whatever kind of title I want.

Look, Riss, I'm sorry.

It's just Kelly's been the one who's

been doing all the grunt work on this.

So, I had to kind of

give her that title.

And you know I wish it were you.

But I realize how busy

you've been with your auditions.

Not anymore. I just got fired.

And now I just got fired from

wedding duties, too. Great.

Look, it's not like that, okay?

I still want you right by my side

on that big wedding day, okay?

Nothing's gonna change

besides a silly little title.

You're my best friend, Riss.

I mean, heck, you're like family to me.

Sister I've never had.

You're right. I'm sorry. It's...

I guess it's a good thing that

Kelly stepped up to the plate.

Yeah. Well, don't get me wrong,

her and Veronica

have been driving me nuts,

but I will say that those two

know how to get stuff done.

[Clarissa] Okay, fine.

But when I get there tomorrow, I'm gonna have

my say in some of the arrangements, too.

Of course you will.

And me and Pete will be there

to welcome you with open arms.

How is the old fart, anyway?

Speaker phone!

Pete! You know I love you.

How am I an old fart?

You're old.

I'm six years older.

You should've seen him

running at the park today.

He fell over

after the first mile.

That is her cooking.

She's trying to keep me heavy

so I'm slow and easy to catch.

So, Riss, how the heck did

you get fired from your job?

I... spilled coffee all over Chas

Hunter and Stella Sommers' laps.

But, Riss, you really

are a waitress.

I know. I must've been,

like, nervous. I don't know.

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