Accidental Friendship Page #2

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No, not missing.

July is June and August's child.

Smartass!

Be quiet.

- I'll be back.

- Go take a seat.

Come.

Hey sit here.

This seat isn't taken.

Don't look at them.

They are nasty and girls maniac.

- I'm Jazz.

- I'm Kanda.

You can call me Dakanda.

Dakanda!!! The ugly duckling!

Bastard!

Hey.

Are you stupid or just dumb?

It's one baht a piece.

One bath a piece? Who buy it is stupid.

The more you buy,

the more stupid you are.

Song! Talking sh*t like that,

you want a piece of me?

Hey! Move.

You want it?

Take it and give my money back.

I won't eat it.

Whether you eat it or not...

You'll get no refund whatsoever.

I'll give it to my pets.

Beat it!

- Stupid ass!

- Stupid ass!

You guys eat it. I bought it for you.

Get on with the story. It's getting juicy.

Oh yeah. When you snuff it first time.

You will see it double.

When you snuff it again.

You will feel heavy.

Your voice starts to change.

- And when you snuff it one more time...

- What kind of ghost is it?

Smelling-salts ghost.

Bastard!

Last time it was Shoe ghost,

Lizard ghost!

Bra ghost! I'm going to get you.

Singha, it's not worth it.

Go go go. Don't start a fight.

That shithead...

He's showing off a hooker on his bike.

How does it look cool?

But his brother runs a brothel.

We'd better not mess with him.

Not worth it.

Going home now, Sinatra?

Hey Sinatra!

Don't leave yet. Come sing for us first.

Prick!

Song. He calls you..Pretty.

That's new girl.

- All right. Watch this.

- Okay.

Going home?

Where is your house?

I think you're in my neighbourhood.

Soi Anake, isn't it?

Don't tell me you're mute.

What about your folks?

Are they all mute too?

Tell them...'Bleat...bleat'

Good job.

And here we are again,

"The Hood News".

We'll start this morning

with the headlines.

Hit man Gang was massacred.

Late last night, around midnight.

Somewhere In Rama Three Road...

It didn't say exactly where.

- Eat some boiled rice.

- I'm already late, Mom.

There was a Hit man gang of Joe.

Police got tipped

off that they'll gather at a house.

Dad hasn't been back yet, mom?

No, I'm worried.

I'm home.

I'm going. Bye Mom. Bye Dad.

You worked all night?

Don't listen to this nonsense.

When I shot those bastards,

he was asleep.

He tells like he saw it.

How was it?

At 1 am they were about to surrender.

When we made a move.

They fired at us.

So Captain gave us a green light...

...to take them all.

Finished almost in the morning.

Just keep it for me.

All right.

Eat some rice.

I have eaten it before.

You're a rookie at this.

If you wanna be a beatnik,

eat more veggies.

C'mon, Dad!

- Give it to me.

- Dad!

- Dad!

- Eat up.

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