Accepting Anxiety, Part 1/2: Excepting Anxiety! Page #2

Episode #16
Synopsis: I don't think I've ever been described as particularly... chill. My heightened anxiety, both socially and in general has been something I've had to deal with a lot. But what if any and all fear, shame, and anxiety suddenly up and went away? In this video, it appears that this has indeed happened, and the other Sanders Sides are trying to figure out what happened, and if this is a good or bad thing... Please enjoy my Disney references, my love of slapstick, my adoration for the movie Clue, and some eerie twists in the first part of this Sanders Sides journey!
Genre: Mystery
Year:
2017
32 Views


[Thomas]:
That wouldn’t happen for a while so it’s not really a big deal.

[Patton]:
Well, he’s definitely inviting some ants over. -chuckles-

[Logan]:
Just aunts? No uncles?

[Roman]:
Can you at least- Can you take off the hoodie? Like, you look like a hot mess. Nay, not hot, cool. Nay, not cool, uncool. An uncool mess.

[Thomas]:
If you want me to. *takes of hood revealing very messy untamed hair*

[Roman]:
Oh, dear, sweet MOTHER of hairbrushes, what IS your hair?!

[Thomas]:
I’m just letting it do it’s thing.

[Roman]:
There’s a… lot of viewers that are going to see you like this so-

[Thomas]:
Eh, they’ve seen me on better days, so it evens out.

[Logan]:
You know, Thomas, I don’t know if that makes sense.

[Patton]:
You have kind hair.

[Thomas]:
Oh, thanks I guess.

[Patton]:
Kinda hair that grows on a dog’s butt! *laughs*

[Thomas]:
That’s probably an accurate comparison.

[Roman]:
Ugh, just put your hood back on.

[Thomas]:
*snaps his fingers* You’re the boss, Hoss.

[Roman]:
What does that even mean? I’m not… Hoss. I’m Prince Roman. Ugh, okay. Well, better bring in Count Woe-laf. Any input is better than what Mr. T is contributing.

[Thomas]:
Roman brought the clever nicknames to the table, I brought the oats and honey clusters to the table.

[Roman]:
Put them down!

[Thomas]:
Okay.

[Logan]:
Fine. Let’s get him in here. Anxiety? Hm. That’s odd.

[Roman]:
He’s probably listening to that PG-13 music again. Anxiety! *tries to summon Anxiety* Ugh. How dare he? What?

[Patton]:
Now, now, try to be a little more loving. You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Anxiety! Come on up here, kiddo. Come on up here so everyone can see that cool makeup! Welp, love has failed me.

[Thomas]:
Ho-ho-ho! That can be applied to many instances in my life. The first being-

[Roman]:
Steady now, Thomas. Are we really going down that road? Uh, you usually don’t like talking about that kind of stuff.

[Logan]:
You’ve got no shame.

[Patton]:
Definitely not much of a filter.

[Roman]:
Yes, and no fear…

[Logan, Patton, and Roman]: You have no-

[Thomas]:
I have no anxiety, is that what you guys are trying to say?

[Roman]:
Okay… Well, he also has no sense of tension build-up. That’s disappointing.

[Logan]:
This is very disconcerting.

[Roman]:
I don’t know. Shouldn’t a lack of fear be a good thing?

[Patton]:
-gasp- Roman, I’m surprised at you.

[Roman]:
What?

[Patton]:
Anxiety can be a gloomy goober sometimes, but he’s still one of us.

[Roman]:
Is he though? Check it out. Morality, Logic, Creativity. We three, are the most important facets of Thomas’ personality. Plus we all contribute a little extra stuff too. We got along just fine without him in the first two Sanders Sides videos.

Rate this script:2.0 / 2 votes

Thomas Sanders

All Thomas Sanders scripts | Thomas Sanders Scripts

2 fans

Submitted by bread on July 31, 2020

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Accepting Anxiety, Part 1/2: Excepting Anxiety!" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 29 Mar. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/accepting_anxiety,_part_1/2:_excepting_anxiety!_24445>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Watch the movie trailer

    Accepting Anxiety, Part 1/2: Excepting Anxiety!

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.