Absolutely Anything

- No.

Look, I guarantee you

a 50% return on your money

before the end of classes today.

So when do you make your move on

Miss Booker Prize downstairs, then?

Oh, I don't. Turns out she's a bit

literal-minded, no foresight.

Whereas me,

I can see for miles into the future.

A man needs a woman, Neil.

- I've got Dennis.

- Dennis is male.

And he's a dog, in case you hadn't noticed.

Yeah, well, I don't want to complicate my life.

This is a tenner!

Walk!

Accessing representative images

of earthlings.

Communication will be carried on

in the language of the species to be judged.

I'm sorry, I'm not understanding.

Ah.

- Is that better, Kylie?

- Understanding you now, Sharon.

By the power invested in me by

the Intergalactic Council of Superior Species,

I hereby pronounce

a destruction order on the planet Earth.

With great respect, Sharon,

we should not pronounce a destruction order

before we've given these earthlings

a chance to prove themselves.

They've penetrated

intergalactic space.

Maureen is right.

They're clearly not a superior species.

Look at the way they copulate.

If these earthlings

can convince us that they are superior beings,

then they may join our society.

If they cannot, we must eliminate them,

for the moral well-being of the entire

Intergalactic Community.

Thank you for explaining it to me, Sharon.

Not at all, Miss Barker.

No, Grant, I don't want to talk to you.

No, I don't want to see you, either.

We had a great time last summer but it's over.

What part of over do you not understand?

Thank you for calling. Goodbye.

These questions of yours

make it sound as if I thought

this bloody author

can string two words together.

But he can. It's a wonderful book.

Darling, didn't you read the memo?

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