Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Page #3
What we do, we do not for one man,
but for the good of all mankind.
Henry sent me off into
the world with a reminder.
- No attachments.
- No distractions.
No friends or family.
Besides, who could I trust?
Anyone in this well-mannered city
might very well be one of them.
Son of a b*tch.
I ever see you here again, I will
have your balls as a coin purse.
Good afternoon, sir.
Joshua Speed at your service.
Abraham. Uh, Lincoln.
I need a bit of help.
All right.
Well, a friend in need,
is a friend of Speed.
What can I get for you?
I don't suppose you know of any
rooms for rent, Mr. Speed?
What sort of room are you
looking for, Mr. Lincoln?
Well, a cheap one,
as I have spent all of
my money on law books
and have none to spare at the moment.
Now, as you say you have none,
am I to take your meaning as "cheap"
or "free of charge"?
Well, on credit. All the same.
I don't think you will find
such a room in Springfield.
People here are strangely
accustomed to being compensated.
Good day.
There is one room, Mr. Lincoln.
I was recently forced to part ways
with a thieving prick of an associate
and am, therefore,
in need of a replacement.
There's a room upstairs.
It isn't much, but I suppose
it could be had on credit,
if the tenant were willing
to work here in return.
Dear Henry,
life in Springfield is
less than desirous.
Fear not.
My pittance of a salary doesn't allow
me to deviate from your rules.
No friends, no family.
And certainly, no woman would find
me, and my existence, enticing.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, I will be needing these.
Just one second, ma'am.
Well, you needn't call me ma'am,
as if I am some haggard spinster.
I am sorry, ma'am.
Madam... I mean, miss.
I am Abraham. Uh, Lincoln.
Mary Todd.
Darling.
There you are.
You mustn't flit from store
to store so quickly.
Well, perhaps if you didn't stop to jaw
with every gentleman in Springfield...
I could say the same for you.
Stephen Douglas. How do you do?
Abraham... Lincoln.
Are you a voting man, Mr. Lincoln?
I...
How do you feel about keeping
slavery out of illinois?
I am running for the legislature.
I am sure he'd love to hear
your campaign speech,
but Mr. Lincoln was just
about to attend to my list.
We were talking, dear.
Slavery, it's a complicated issue.
I couldn't disagree with
you more, Mr. Douglas.
Mr. Douglas, Miss Todd.
You have met my new
associate, Abraham.
A letter came for you.
Dear Abe.
Your prescription awaits
you at the local pharmacy.
Ask for Aaron Stibel, Junior.
Mr. Lincoln?
I am so sorry.
Good day of work, Abraham.
Thank you.
But don't forget,
always have a contingency plan.
Aaron Stibel, Junior?
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