Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Page #3

Synopsis: At the age of 9, Abraham Lincoln witnesses his mother being killed by a vampire, Jack Barts. Some 10 years later, he unsuccessfully tries to eliminate Barts but in the process makes the acquaintance of Henry Sturgess who teaches him how to fight and what is required to kill a vampire. The quid pro quo is that Abe will kill only those vampires that Henry directs him to. Abe relocates to Springfield where he gets a job as a store clerk while he studies the law and kills vampires by night. He also meets and eventually marries the pretty Mary Todd. Many years later as President of the United States, he comes to realize that vampires are fighting with the Confederate forces. As a result he mounts his own campaign to defeat them.
Director(s): Timur Bekmambetov
Production: 20th Century Fox
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.9
Metacritic:
42
Rotten Tomatoes:
35%
R
Year:
2012
105 min
$37,300,000
Website
2,134 Views


What we do, we do not for one man,

but for the good of all mankind.

Henry sent me off into

the world with a reminder.

- No attachments.

- No distractions.

No friends or family.

Besides, who could I trust?

Anyone in this well-mannered city

might very well be one of them.

Son of a b*tch.

I ever see you here again, I will

have your balls as a coin purse.

Good afternoon, sir.

Joshua Speed at your service.

Abraham. Uh, Lincoln.

I need a bit of help.

All right.

Well, a friend in need,

is a friend of Speed.

What can I get for you?

I don't suppose you know of any

rooms for rent, Mr. Speed?

What sort of room are you

looking for, Mr. Lincoln?

Well, a cheap one,

as I have spent all of

my money on law books

and have none to spare at the moment.

Now, as you say you have none,

am I to take your meaning as "cheap"

or "free of charge"?

Well, on credit. All the same.

I don't think you will find

such a room in Springfield.

People here are strangely

accustomed to being compensated.

Good day.

There is one room, Mr. Lincoln.

I was recently forced to part ways

with a thieving prick of an associate

and am, therefore,

in need of a replacement.

There's a room upstairs.

It isn't much, but I suppose

it could be had on credit,

if the tenant were willing

to work here in return.

Dear Henry,

life in Springfield is

less than desirous.

Fear not.

My pittance of a salary doesn't allow

me to deviate from your rules.

No friends, no family.

And certainly, no woman would find

me, and my existence, enticing.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, I will be needing these.

Just one second, ma'am.

Well, you needn't call me ma'am,

as if I am some haggard spinster.

I am sorry, ma'am.

Madam... I mean, miss.

I am Abraham. Uh, Lincoln.

Mary Todd.

Darling.

There you are.

You mustn't flit from store

to store so quickly.

Well, perhaps if you didn't stop to jaw

with every gentleman in Springfield...

I could say the same for you.

Stephen Douglas. How do you do?

Abraham... Lincoln.

Are you a voting man, Mr. Lincoln?

I...

How do you feel about keeping

slavery out of illinois?

I am running for the legislature.

I am sure he'd love to hear

your campaign speech,

but Mr. Lincoln was just

about to attend to my list.

We were talking, dear.

Slavery, it's a complicated issue.

I couldn't disagree with

you more, Mr. Douglas.

Mr. Douglas, Miss Todd.

You have met my new

associate, Abraham.

A letter came for you.

Dear Abe.

Your prescription awaits

you at the local pharmacy.

Ask for Aaron Stibel, Junior.

Mr. Lincoln?

I am so sorry.

Good day of work, Abraham.

Thank you.

But don't forget,

always have a contingency plan.

Aaron Stibel, Junior?

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Seth Grahame-Smith

Seth Grahame-Smith (born Seth Jared Greenberg; January 4, 1976) is an American novelist, film director, film producer, and screenwriter. He is best known as the author of The New York Times best-selling novels Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, both of which have been adapted as feature films. Grahame-Smith is also the co-creator, head writer and executive producer of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, a scripted television comedy appearing on MTV. In collaboration with David Katzenberg, his partner in Katzsmith Productions, Grahame-Smith is currently developing a number of projects for television and film. more…

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