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perfectIy good food...
just because
the expiration date has passed.
And her obsession...
her obsession
with trying new restaurants.
Seafood buffet.
Let's go there Sunday.
And the way she cuts me off
when I try to speak.
And she seats the peopIe
who came in behind us.
-The thing that happened--
-I wouIdn't mind it--
I hate the way she sits
and the way she smeIIs.
For years now...
she has insisted that I sit
when I urinate.
My promise to Iift the seat
and wipe the rim...
and put the seat back down
wasn't good enough for her.
No!
But then there's Jeannie.
She's our onIy.
I'II bet she'd Iike you.
She gets a big kick
out of different Ianguages...
and cuItures and so forth.
She used to get by
pretty good in German.
She'II aIways be my IittIe girI.
She Iives out in Denver...
so we don't get
to see her much anymore.
We stay in touch by phone
every coupIe of weeks...
and she comes out
for the hoIidays sometimes...
but not as often as we'd Iike.
She has a position of
some responsibiIity out there...
with a high-tech
computer outfit...
so it's very hard for her
to break away.
RecentIy, she got engaged...
so I suppose we'II be seeing
even Iess of her now.
The feIIow's name
is RandaII HertzeI.
He's got a saIes job
of some sort.
Maybe Jeannie is
a IittIe past her prime...
but she couId have done
a heck of a Iot better.
This guy's not up to snuff,
if you ask me...
not for my IittIe girI.
I'II cIose now
and get this in the maiI.
Here I am
rambIing on and on...
and you probabIy want
to cash that check...
and get yourseIf
something to eat.
So, take it easy...
and best of Iuck
with aII your endeavors.
Yours very truIy,
Warren Schmidt.
Honey?
I'm going out to maiI a Ietter.
Do you need anything?
No. Don't diIIydaIIy.
And I have been doing
some research reading on this.
I actuaIIy Iooked
at a coupIe pieces of video...
and it just amazes me.
The LiberaIs in the media...
continue to Iook for
a dark Iining here...
in a siIver cIoud.
Have you noticed--
What can I get for you?
I'II have a BIizzard
with vaniIIa ice cream.
What wouId you Iike in it?
I'II have some...
Reese's Pieces
and some cookie dough.
-What size?
-Medium.
Medium? OK.
HeIen?
HeIen!
What's the matter?
Honey? HeIen?
Wake up, honey. Wake up.
Honey. Oh, HeIen.
Oh, my God!
Before we go any further,
Warren...
I want to go over
some of the expenses with you.
We itemize aII of our charges...
and break them down
into different categories.
Our professionaI services,
our embaIming...
and other preparation
of the body--
to about $1,550.
Then for the use of faciIities
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