About Last Night Page #2
- What?
- It's so sad.
- She has to get it in at work.
- Also not true.
You're not by yourself. Let me tell
you something. He just as sad.
Yawn-fest over here,
he ain't been out
since his ex-girlfriend Alison
broke up with him over a year ago.
Easy.
That's because he felt emasculated.
I mean, she left him.
That happens a lot,
don't be embarrassed.
Baby, he should hook up with Debbie,
so they could be boring together!
- Y'all should hook up and do this.
- He should hook up with Deb.
Oh, yeah. I wanna do that.
- You wanna do that?
- I wanna do that.
Let me tell you something,
we will never be boring.
Me and you will never be boring.
Public place. Get a room!
That's what I mean. Boring!
- I'm about to boo you.
- It's okay, fine.
Baby, I'm gonna go to
- Want me to go with you?
- No, I'm fine, I'm fine!
I'm about to go to that
place where she pees, too.
All right.
Here I go.
Sh*t, yeah, I am.
Hey, hey. I'm sorry I said
that sh*t about Alison.
- Just go.
- I shouldn't have said that.
- Please.
- I'm gonna beat this p*ssy up.
Go, please!
Wow.
I'm not really boring.
Yeah, me neither.
I just pretend to be, so that
she can be the crazy one.
This may be the worst date I've ever
been on, and it's not even my date.
I've definitely had worse.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
- That's why I don't go out much.
- It's not worth it, right?
Why even try something when 95%
of the time it's just an epic failure?
Because that other 5% can
be pretty mind-blowing.
Turn around! Put your hand up here.
I don't feel like a lady!
Listen. Listen.
- I'm a flower.
- Okay, you're my flower.
Okay, you know what you're gonna do?
You're gonna sit on me.
- That's it!
- Okay.
- I'm going to sit on you, okay. Okay.
- Come here.
- Oh, my God, what is that?
- You flushed it!
You can turn that thing off.
It's work.
I should go. I have to get
up early in the morning.
Can I walk you out?
Yeah, sure.
Are you serious?
Yep.
So, you lived in L.A. six years and
you've never been to a Dodgers game?
Nope.
I have killer seats. I'll take you.
Are you asking me out?
Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Debbie?
Deborah Sullivan.
- Hello, Terrell. It's been a while.
- Six months.
You're too good to return my calls?
B*tch move, Deb.
It's okay. He's taken one too
many hits to the head, clearly.
- So, this you now?
- This is me.
Suit yourself. Life is short.
And so is he.
- He's corny.
- Yeah.
- Remember that 95% epic failure?
- Yeah.
- Exhibit A.
- Really?
Yep.
I'm sorry, was that weird?
No, I'll be your fake
boyfriend whenever you want.
But I wouldn't do this.
All right, so, what would you
do if you were my boyfriend?
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