Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man Page #3

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with me? Well, you see...

Would you

get down there?

Often the conscious

mind will lie...

but from the subconscious

we get the truth.

You know where the subconscious

comes from? The subway?

Look into my eyes.

You're going to sleep.

You're going to sleep. Sleep.

Sleep. One, two, three, four...

What are you doing? I'm countin' cows.

Cows? I'm allergic to sheep.

Sleep. Sleep.

Sleep.

And now you are asleep. I am?

Go to sleep. We must find

out why you are seeing things.

Now, watch this.

Concentrate on this.

Tick-tock.

You forgot to say,

"The mouse ran up the clock. "

You've got to go to sleep! I can't,

I'm too busy looking at this clock.

Concentrate on that.

We've got to help you.

We've got to

make you better.

First we've got to find out

what causes these things.

We must

find out...

What's with that psycho? Nothing yet.

Well, find out what's cooking. Okay.

Wake up, will ya, please?

Wake up. Please wake up.

What's happened here? He was trying

to put me to sleep with this watch.

He kept saying,

"Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. "

Tick-tock.

Tick-tock.

You see, officer? I was...

Where's your head? Oooh!

Wonder what the doc

is doin' here so late.

Somebody's gotta be there. You

think anything happened to him?

I hope so.

Come on, we'll find out.

Why don't you all

get up?

Doc, will you help me

to get them up?

Will you get up, fellas?

Mmm-hmm, tick-tock.

Doc! Doc! What's the matter?

What happened? You were trying to

put me to sleep with your watch.

Tick-tock.

Tick-tock.

Oh, no. Give me that

watch. Get out of here.

Get out of here!

Take it easy.

Did you find out anything? Yes, once

before, he saw his brother disappear.

Into thin air? No, into a sewer!

A fine detective

you are!

You not only mess up

our first case...

but you prove to the cops that

you're a moron. I did not, they did.

I didn't mean to frighten you.

I have a message from Tommy.

He wants you to prove

that he's innocent.

I have a $500 retainer for you. 500 bucks?

You're to take this grip to

the south end of Riverside Park...

that deeply

wooded section.

Leave the grip there and

Tommy will contact you.

Here's

the $500.

We'll get in touch

with you at your house.

Any messages for Tommy? Yes. Tell Tommy

my uncle is working on the reagent.

Thanks for

the $500.

Well, that's that.

Now all we...

So.!

He's invisible,

eh?

Then why take

clothes to him?

What are you two

cooking up on me?

What did this guy

give you to escape?

Don't lie to me.

Ah-ha,

just as I thought.

You'll get no parts of this $500

or the $500 the dame gave me.

That'll teach you to

be honest, someday or other.

Oh, yeah?

No, you don't.

No, you don't!

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