Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man Page #2

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before the cops do...

and collect

that reward.

I'll watch in the hall and you watch

here. You ain't gonna do that to me.

You watch here and I'll

watch in the hall. Okay.

That's the same thing! Shh.

We've got him.

He can't get away.

Look.

N-N-Now...

Bud.! Bud.!

Don't worry,

he can't get out.

Neither can I!

Bud!

Mr. Nelson,

I don't want the reward.

I'm for you.

Let's shake hands on it.

Atta boy.

Ha, ha, ha!

Ha, ha, ha!

Don't forget,

we get the reward.

My pal's got him covered.

That boy is always on his toes.

Well,

where is he?

Always on his toes,

huh? Lou, snap out of it.

Come on, boy. I'll give

him a whiff of this.

Oh, Bud, I want

to tell you something.

Here's Bud.

Hi-ya, Bud.

Where did Tommy Nelson go? He disappeared.

How did he get out? In installments.

Installments? Yeah, he

did a Gypsy Rose Lee.

That... That's all

that's left of him.

Evidently Nelson

changed clothes.

What was he wearing the

last time you saw him?

Air.

Nothin' but air.

And then he asked me

how he looked.

Wearing air? What

are you talkin'about?

He was standing right here

and then I shook hands with him.

His hand was gone.

I went to speak to him,

his head was gone.

He took off his shirt,

his body was gone.

He took off his pants,

his legs were gone.

Then he spoke to me,

I was gone.

This guy's a psycho

if I've ever seen one.

Would you mind coming

to the police station...

and telling a real nice man

just what you told us?

Don't you believe what I saw? Sure I do.

Things like this happen every day. They do?

Where have I been? I don't

know where you've been...

but I know where

you're going.

So you let him get away!

Now we can't collect the reward.

Double-crosser.!

You kicked me!

And what's the idea of

calling me a double-crosser?

That wasn't me, that

was him. Don't lie! Ow!

Break it up.

Don't keep the nice

man waiting. Come on.

I know, you saw this man

disappear into space.

That's right.

Do you always see things?

Only when my eyes are open.

Have you ever seen anyone

disappear before? Yes. My brother.

Ah-ha, this may have been

the start of seeing things.

Tell me

about it.

My brother and I were

walking down the street.

All of a sudden, he

disappeared. Into thin air?

No, into

a manhole.

Oh!

How about voices? Do you ever

hear strange voices? Yes, sir.

When does this happen? When I

get the wrong number on the phone.

Oh!

Got a headache? Suppose you

go over there and lie down.

Why? Don't you

believe me sittin' here?

Would you get over

there, please? All right.

Here, lie down.

Perhaps we can find out

something from your subconscious.

Tell me, what's wrong

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