Abbott and Costello in Hollywood Page #3

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- Now, take it easy.|- Yes, sir.

Don't get yourself nervous.|Just take it easy.

Now, I think I got a little more|lather on your face, my friend.

A little... A little more... More lather.

You're gonna like this shave.

Now...

Have some.

- Will you get this over with?|- Yes, sir.

- Look, hurry up, will you, please?|- Yes, sir.

What are you trying to do?

- You got a big nose.|- Well, leave it there.

- How do you think I'm gonna smell?|- The same as you always do.

- Oh, get it over with.|- Yes, sir.

I'm gonna shave you real fast.

There you are. How's that?

- We're finished?|- Yes, sir.

- All through?|- Yes, sir.

Okay. Give me a mirror.

- A mirror.|- A mirror. What size?

Well, six...

A mirror. I want to see myself.|Give me a mirror!

Hurry up. Hurry up.

I think it's a very fine job.

- I look about 10 years younger.|- I think so.

- It's very good. Thank you.|- You're welcome.

He's a fine barber. Very good.

- There's Claire. Oh, hello, Claire.|- Hello, boys. How are you?

What are you doing down here|at the old joint? Slumming?

You're not coming back?|You're still in pictures?

I'm taking Ruthie to lunch and rehearsal.|Want to come?

We can't. We're on an emergency call.|A very important shoeshine.

- Hello there.|- Oh, hello.

- Wolf.|- Hi, Mr. Wolf.

No. That's Greg Le Maise,|the great crooner.

- Hello, Mr. Crooner.|- Shut up!

- Hi, Mr. Shut up.|- Will you keep quiet?

Where are we having lunch?

She's not having lunch. She has a date.

Yes, that's right. I do have a date.

- Well, break it.|- No. She's not gonna break it.

She has a date with my girlfriend.

And someday I hope to have|a date with my girlfriend.

We'll take a run|down to my beach house.

Oh, no, you don't.

You're not gonna take her down to your|beach house and get her sunburned.

You know, it's very important|that I get better acquainted...

...with my new leading lady.

It's your first part|and I don't want to play my love scenes...

...with a perfect stranger.

She has a date|and she ain't gonna break it.

She's gonna do a lot of rehearsing.|Hit the road. Go on.

Well, remember,|if I decide not to play the part...

...the picture's off,|so don't work too hard.

She won't. Don't worry.|She ain't gonna work too hard.

I gotta hand it to you.|You told him off.

Every time you open your mouth,|what happens?

I eat.

Don't worry about it, boys.

Going out to his beach house might help|your career but it hurts your reputation.

Personally, I favor my reputation.

And getting sunburned isn't everything.

Oh, right. We've got to get going.|Come on.

- Bye.|- See you later, Claire. And drive careful.

Yeah, I'll only drive|through the safety zones.

Well, young fellow,|how are things with you?

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