A Zed & Two Noughts Page #6
- That's his name!
- Who's name?
- The surgeon's.
- Pardon?
Van Meegeren.
He's the cousin of the faker
who painted fake Vermeers.
What's his speciality?
Vermeer women.
Van Meegeren says, I look like
the lady standing at a virginal.
I suspect it's because
you never see her legs.
She's not standing really.
She's strapped and stitched
to her music stool.
Van Meegeren has a great reputation
for stitching.
Stitching?
Suturing. Sewing up wounds. Operations.
He's made a beautiful job on me.
- Look.
- No, I can't.
- Why not?
- Because...
You see what I mean?
I can see more than that.
Oh! That, well...
That's pretty redundant now, isn't it?
I mean, except to pee through.
I want you to make sure
those two brothers don't
get too close to Alba Bewick.
How do I do that?
Distract them.
As only you know how.
What's in it for me?
My patients...
Our patients that'd be.
And a continuing place
in my operating theatre,
and in my bed.
Oliver!
I was thinking, at the crash,
which way was the wind blowing?
Was it blowing off the buildings
at the north side,
or the buildings on the south side?
Stop, Oliver, enough.
You've got to stop!
What difference does it make?
You exhaust me with your obsessions.
Both of you!
You're our only witness.
What sort of witness was I?
In searing pain?
A face full of feathers? An egg yolk?
My leg smashed to pulp, bleeding.
And you ask me for wind directions.
Sorry.
- Where's Beta?
- She's with Oswald.
Look, it was an accident.
5,000 accidents happen every day.
- This one's...
- Bizarre, tragic, farcical!
- This one is different...
- They're acts of God!
Fit only to amaze the survivors
and irritate the insurance company.
This one is different, for God's sake!
Is it?
The wives of two zoologists die in a car
driven by a woman called Bewick,
who's attacked by a swan on Swan's Way!
You are already beginning to build
yourself a case for the supernatural.
But another set of details,
from the same crash,
could produce something
completely different!
And what about me?
Don't I deserve some consideration?
With a daughter, who can't sit still,
and why should she?
Take her out for me, will you?
Van Meegeren is going to fit me
with an artificial leg tomorrow.
Kiss me.
I haven't been kissed since your wife
kissed me a month ago.
Kiss me on the cheek.
Here, where she did.
And the ostrich eats anything at all.
And buries its head in the sand
when it's afraid.
- And the elephant lives to be 100.
So, you see between us,
we know everything.
You don't know everything.
Between us, we do.
All right, then.
You see that woman over there?
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