A World Without Women Page #2

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That's rare.

Come on, join me.

I don't want to drink alone.

No, no...

Don't you think you've had enough?

Now wait a f***ing minute!

What's with you?

Don't talk to me like that.

I'm on holiday,

I'm allowed some fun.

Don't bore me

with your holier-than-thou attitude.

You can go away

on your own next year.

Where are you going?

I don't know.

It's getting late.

No, but...

No, wait.

We bicker all the time,

it's not serious.

We're used to it.

Don't you want to turn in?

No, I'm not at all tired.

Let's go dancing.

I'm not a very good dancer.

Me neither.

Who cares?

We can just have a laugh.

Just for fun.

Is there a nightclub?

There is, but it's closed.

When is it open?

Friday and Saturday.

- Shall we go on Friday?

- My turn.

OK, we'll go on Friday.

Sit down.

Go and sit down.

Come on!

You can cheat like your mum.

A woman.

- Sophia Loren?

- No.

- Bill Clinton?

- No, no...

A woman?

Monica thingy.

A seal?

- A chicken?

- No, it's not a chicken.

- A turkey?

- Almost.

A hen?

A cock? A rabbit?

No, it's not an animal.

A female turkey?

I don't get it.

- The Virgin Mary!

- No.

What... me?

That's disgusting.

Was that me laughing?

Nice!

Do I sound like a turkey?

Thanks!

It's quite a good likeness, really.

Goodnight, Sylvain.

We can't go in?

It's a pity.

I wanted to show you inside.

There are big rooms

with wooden beams, long corridors...

They had to board it up

because of a squatter.

- Really?

- Yes.

I bet that was nice.

A bit like having

a manor to yourself.

Not so nice living alone in there.

True.

A bit scary

Hang on...

There are nettles.

Be careful.

Whoops!

This place is great.

Imagine all the kids

that have snogged in here.

Isn't it hard living here,

all year round?

No, it's OK.

I've got friends.

What about you?

- Do you live alone?

- Yes.

- That's weird.

- Why?

I don't know, I was just thinking...

Tell me why you find it weird.

I don't know.

You're pretty,

men must find you attractive...

Men like sleeping with me,

but for some reason it never lasts.

Maybe I'm not reassuring enough.

Well... Not the kind of girl

you want to settle down with.

It's my fault too.

I soon get bored of people.

I'm too demanding, I guess.

Then there's Juliette.

I've never really felt alone.

It's weird when you think about it.

You dedicate 20 years to your kids,

you sacrifice everything,

knowing that one day they'll leave.

What's worse, nine times out of ten,

they say you ruined their life

and they hate you.

Whenever I see my parents

my stomach knots.

But despite that,

we keep on having kids.

Would you like to have kids one day?

I'm not sure. Yes.

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