A Wish for Wings That Work Page #2
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- 1991
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(SINGING)
(THUDDING)
OPUS:
Alas, Father Christmas,aeronautic vigilante was over,
as was my patience.
That's it!
My cup runneth over with cats.
I need cats
like I need butt implants.
You still smell
like Brussels sprouts.
And look at you!
You have hair growing out
of your eyeballs.
You lay around the house
eating small rodents
like ding dongs and you...
Barf on the Chinese rug.
Barf on the Chinese rug.
You are the grand poobah
of worthlessness
and you can't even fly.
You ruin everything!
Go! Leave!
Shoo! Shoo!
(WHIMPERING)
(MUTTERING)
OPUS:
It was then, dear Santa Claus,
in the midst of
my most terrible conniption,
that my salvation
revealed itself to me.
You, sir. You are that.
Please, sir,
I have only one request
this Christmas,
one passion, one wish.
I'll be flying
on Christmas morning.
I'll be flying
on Christmas day.
Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho, ho!
Hmm.
Turbulence.
Ho, ho, ho! Oh, no!
MAN:
Good morning, Lovey.Oh, my word, of course, yeah!
Boy, we're traveling
in the wrong direction.
Wake up! We're going
in the wrong direction!
Couldn't you arrange
to make a little less noise?
I tell you
we're going west
and Shanghai
is way east of here!
Oh, quiet.
Feather's the best pilot
in China,
he knows what he's doing.
It's Feather!
Well, he might
have lost his way.
Of course!
That's what I told
him last night.
You can't expect a man
to sail around in the dark.
All right, all right,
calm yourself.
I'll speak to Feather.
Feather? I say...
Bob! Bob, wake up!
Something's happened!
It isn't Feather
in the cockpit!
The bloke up there
looks like a Chinese
or a Mongolian or something.
What? What?
We don't keep
the macadamia
nuts up here!
Talk to the stewardess!
Got to go.
I've got a Douglas DC-3
to fly!
It's a penguin.
I can fly this thing.
I can fly this thing.
Left foot, left rudder,
starboard stabilizing
ailertooter.
Ailertooter?
Ailertooter. Ailertooter.
Good evening.
This is the captain speaking.
the starboard ailertooter
is on a DC-3,
would you please press
your call button now?
(SCREAMING)
I can't stand it any longer!
Take us down!
I can't stand it...
Starboard ailertooter.
Starboard ailertooter.
We're going down.
Why are we going down?
Why are we going down?
We're going down
because penguins can't fly.
(WOMAN SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
Yikes!
There.
(BANGING)
Calamity!
Catastrophe!
Cataclysm!
A considerable setback!
A yuletide debacle!
Pure and simple!
Come with us!
No time! Help!
Okay, okay,
let me just gargle.
Superfluous!
Needless!
Spread out!
Out! Out! Out! Out!
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