A Warrior's Tail Page #2

What curse? What do you mean?

I am an enchanted prince.

Oh, please!

- It's true!

- Prove it!

[distant screeching]

- Monkeys.

- Monkeys?

Ohh...

[screeching]

I will have each and every one of you

flayed in the royal court!

[growling]

Unhand that man or face my wrath!

What?

[roars]

I'm not going anywhere!

Can't hide from Terminator!

Hi-yah!

Don't you dare touch my coat!

I see I'm going to have to

give you some fighting lessons.

Who are you?

My name is Savva. This is Anggee.

I am Semi-Baron Fafl.

I am no ordinary semi-baron.

I am an enchanted prince.

Of course you are.

Everyone in this forest

is an enchanted prince.

Ah, but I truly am.

Before this wretched curse,

women fought over me.

Literally, they fought in tournaments

with swords and spears.

They would beat each other with cudgels

just for the favor of my glance.

[farts]

Ohh!

Now that was a noble gesture.

Quiet, pink one! That was not me.

Not you? We all heard it.

It's not me!

He's telling the truth.

It was his passenger.

Oh, alas, I can not get rid of him.

The spell was cast upon the both of us

by a vile, angry witch.

She was in love with me,

as most girls are.

The mosquito bit her right on the nose.

It was quite hideous, red and bumpy.

Of course, I had no choice

but to spurn her.

Why, they used to fight over me!

Why can't you get rid of him?

[gasps]

I am doubly cursed.

First, this horrid appearance,

a curse which I do not know

how to break.

[screams]

And second, she doomed us

to be together forever.

The spell is very crafty.

It cannot be broken until...

we agree on something.

Isn't that tragic?

Why don't you just agree

to go your separate ways?

He is a mosquito!

I am a semi-baron!

It would be beneath my dignity

to even speak to him,

let alone agree on anything.

He is below my station.

And below our nostrils.

I am traveling to see the Magician

- who lives on the mountain.

- Savva, don't...

Hey, we're going to see

the Magician too!

Oh, great.

Then I will allow you

to travel by my side

as long as you stay two steps behind me.

And I am not responsible

for that abomination.

Aah!

I wonder if we know him.

Another dart.

Mom, you're the absolute best,

the cat's meow.

Your skills are gonna make us

the toast of the town.

Zee, ain't she marvelous?

[kissing]

Oh, I'm sorry, I was thinking.

I thought I smelled something burning.

What could you possibly

have been thinking about?

If more than one mouse is mice,

and if more than one louse is lice,

is more than one spouse...

Spice?

You're an idiot.

[gasps]

Oh!

And just what are you

staring at, darling?

Well, Ma, it's like this, see.

We built a trap in the woods

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