A Walk in the Woods Page #2
This one here is 289.
You've got to be shitting... Oh, okay.
I see what you're thinking, but out
on the trail, you're gonna thank me.
Are you coming?
You'll need a rain cover too, of course.
- A rain cover? Why?
- To keep out the rain.
- The backpacks aren't waterproof?
- Not 100%.
The rain cover weighs
four point six ounces.
You know how much weight it would add
to fully waterproof an 85-liter pack?
Well, I'll tell you. (CHUCKLES) It's a lot.
Let's not forget...
Oh, let me guess, in case you want
to do a little impromptu gardening?
No. You know the saying, "Take only
memories, leave only footprints".
Poop.
(LAUGHS)
- Oh, sh*t.
- Exactly.
CATHERINE:
Thought you'd find these interesting.
A Virginia man's remains
left undiscovered for 18 days
after he suffers
a catastrophic medical condition
just one week into his solo trek.
infected rodent saliva, urine, and feces,
which become airborne particles...
Several law enforcement personnel
have expressed concern
about the gruesome nature
including dismemberment
and ritualistic savagery.
You are not doing this alone.
BRYSON:
This is Bryson.How would you like to join me
for a little stroll?
It's a chance to grab some fresh air,
while there's still some left.
You know, studies show
Americans need to walk more.
Our forefathers, they walked everywhere.
It'll give you something to do
for the next six months.
Let me know if you're interested.
CATHERINE:
Rabies, crazed skunks,raccoons, and squirrels,
merciless fire ants, and ravening blackfly.
Poison ivy, poison sumac, poison oak,
poison salamanders,
even a scattering of moose?
(PHONE BEEPS)
MAN #1:
Bryson, four words:Not in this lifetime.
(BEEPS)
MAN #2:
I wish I could, Bill,but I just switched to a new beta blocker.
- to get dressed in the...
- (BEEPS)
MAN #3:
Next time, callme for something fun.
- Like a colonoscopy.
- (BEEPS)
MAN #4:
Bill, I think you've been the victimof identity theft.
I got the most ridiculous message
- from someone claiming...
- (BEEPS)
MAN #5:
Bill, you know you can see the wholetrail online in less than four minutes?
You know, you can't count Dan Budge.
Dying is not the same as saying no.
(BRYSON MUMBLES)
Did we know about that?
About Dan's death?
Yeah, I think
it was in Janice's Christmas card.
Well, that explains why she was so miffed
about my invitation.
(PHONE RINGING)
It's in the...
- (BEEPS)
- Hello?
Hello?
KATZ:
Hey, it's me.I'm sorry?
Bryson, it's Katz.
- It's Katz?
- Yeah.
- Stephen?
- Yeah.
- (KATZ LAUGHS)
- Whoa.
You're in the States?
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