A Very Sordid Wedding Page #2
it wasn't them sumbitches,
G.W., remember?
Noleta burnt up them wooden
legs that killed Peggy.
I know that, you idiot.
You don't have to get nasty.
Hey, look on the bright side.
At least you once had a wife,
and a mistress.
Some of us ain't never found love.
Maybe it's 'cause no one wants you, Odell.
[laughing] You got that right.
Goddamn it, half-wit.
I was struck by lightning,
that's why I'm a little slow.
Made you smarter, in my opinion.
[G.W. laughing]
Princess Margaret was
Queen Elizabeth's sister
and her former
daughter-in-law,
Sarah Ferguson, is a duchess.
And Prince Charles had a mistress,
Camilla Parker Bowles.
And that's what killed Diana.
Well, that's good to know, Juanita.
Well, I ain't never seen any
love in your life neither.
Me and LaVonda had a good
thing goin' at one time.
Yeah, till she dumped your
ass, like, a million years ago.
Victory, that's a new one
I made up just right now.
"V", for victory, you see. [laughing]
Looks like a big hairless vagina to me.
I don't like that.
I got somethin' that'll
make you feel better, G.W.
No, I'm puttin' back
together that 15-year tribute
for Peggy that was suppose
to have two years ago.
Got derailed by that hail storm and Odell
gettin' struck by lightning.
And then last year, Juanita
went missin' for two days.
Did you find me?
You got locked in the storage closet,
passed out drunk from
tryin' each and every one
of my liquors in there.
[laughing] Good times.
to catch them hail balls
in my mouth, like peanuts.
Error in judgment.
We'll just make it a 17-year anniversary.
We can get together and
sing Peggy's favorite hymns
just like the good old days.
How's it gonna be like the good old days
when the love of my life,
Peggy, is six feet under?
You can't kill love, G.W.,
but love can kill you.
And you don't want that.
Did she just make sense?
Well, even a blind hog finds
Come to me, Tammy. I need you.
Why don't you ever come to me anymore?
Well, sh*t, she ain't a-comin'.
I'm gonna call my Aunt Sissy.
[Woman On TV] No, no,
no, no [crying]...
Oh, bless her heart.
[telephone ringing]
Hello.
[Earl] Hi, Sissy.
Oh, well, hello Brother
Boy, how are you, hun?
Oh, Sissy, I've been
havin' this dream.
My fantasies of Wardell
and I gettin' married
have started up again.
But it was a beautiful wedding,
and you were a bridesmaid.
Oh, thanks for askin' me.
It was a dream, Sissy.
But then, the dream turns
into an awful, awful nightmare.
And the wedding becomes Mama's funeral.
But Doctor Eve, you remember
that mean old store-bought
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