A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas Page #2

...and WaffleBot does the rest.

Make every breakfast a Bot-fast.

Thanks, WaffleBot!

I love you.

Get the Christmas...

...toy of the season while they're hot.

I'm busy, Adrian! Go away!

Kumar! It's Vanessa.

Hey. Looks like somebody missed me.

Come on in.

Since when do you have a beard?

I actually have not shaved since you left.

Pretty romantic.

Kind of like Ryan Gosling

in The Notebook.

When's the last time you cleaned?

Like three months ago.

Less romantic?

Little bit, yeah.

I'm sorry, where are my manners?

Here. Here.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, I shouldn't.

Of course you should.

Kumar, I really need to talk to you.

I'm pregnant.

You're pregnant?

We...

We practiced safe sex.

I mean, I pulled out

and came on your back.

A couple squeaks got by...

...but is that all it takes?

- Yes.

That's all. No wonder

you flunked out of med school.

I didn't flunk out of med school.

I failed a drug test.

How do I even know...

...that the baby's mine?

I haven't slept with anyone

since we broke up.

Nice.

What do you want to do about it?

All right, um...

This is the part

where the kid's tongue...

...gets stuck to a pole. Ha, ha.

Oh. Ha, ha. I'm sorry.

Um, are we having a conversation right now,

or are you watching A Christmas Story?

Both. No.

- I mean...

- You know what? I knew you...

...couldn't handle this.

- I'm sorry.

I'm really high.

This is not about you being high.

This is about you being immature.

It's why I couldn't stay here anymore.

You are perfectly fine

creating a mess...

...but when it comes

to cleaning one up...

...you're MIA.

Give me a half hour...

...to sober up.

F***.

Dad, you good?

You need a drink or...? No? Okay.

- Maria. I love you.

- Ha, ha.

Glad your family's here.

I'm just wondering...

...how we're gonna deal with the Christmas

party with all these extra guests.

We'll make it work.

We have plenty of room.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I left my wallet upstairs. Thank you.

Harold.

Hey, speaking of guests...

...are you sure you don't

wanna invite Kumar?

Kumar? You kidding me?

I haven't seen that guy in years.

Kumar has been...

...your friend for a long time.

- It is perfectly normal.

People lose half their friends

every seven years.

It's not like I don't have friends.

- Todd? Yeah, he's a lot of fun.

- At least he doesn't...

...create a disaster everywhere he goes.

Ah, okay.

Rosetta Stone.

A lifesaver.

Be right there!

Harold? He hasn't lived here in so long.

Maybe we can...

Are you sure we have to...

...throw it out?

- This tree is a cancer.

We have to get rid of it

before it kills Christmas.

Very intense wording.

Wow! Oh, my God.

I can't believe you brought the tree.

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