A Stand Up Guy Page #2
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you go back in, you missed her wedding,
you go in again, you missed her baby.
Before you turn around, you're an old
ex-con and you missed her goddamn life.
You're a cop or a psychic, what are you?
I'm both.
Sammy.
I got something for you.
It's only because I've
known you my whole life.
It's not a sad song mix tape, is it?
Might as well be.
Even though you didn't invite
me to your 21st birthday party.
'Cause I always knew
you were gonna be a cop.
What's up, Pat?
What's up? Your bearded
friend's gotta go.
Yeah?
He's a loose f***ing
cannon and I don't like it.
Never shuts the f*** up, f***, he
doesn't kick up when he's supposed to.
All right, now what do you
want me to do about it?
Nothing. Just go back to your wife
and I'll take care of the rest.
You wanna pretend
that life is a joke,
then, unfortunately, I
have to teach you a lesson.
'Cause that's what I do.
Little f***ing bearded lawn jockey.
All right, all right.
I've got a plan for this
extra head f*** wizard.
Looks like a Middle-Eastern
version of Merlyn, the magician.
I get it.
You know that voice?
Like the back of my hand.
This is a memorandum
of understanding, Sammy.
Keep a low profile till we
bring you back to testify.
We will provide you with a new
identity, a home somewhere in America,
$65,000 a year in salary,
and 24-hour protection.
That's a guarantee.
Guaranteed boring life,
that's what that is.
But as much as I hate to say it, on
this, you're doing the right thing.
The girls will stay with me.
Thanks, Frank.
Tell Maddy I'll be in touch
and that I love her very much.
Of course, kid.
What if I wanna go see her?
That's entirely up to you.
But we only provide protection as long
as you stay within these guidelines.
You know Pat's gonna make bail.
So watch your back.
Where are you taking me?
This is like the vanilla version of a life.
I don't feel good about this.
You think I give a damn how you feel?
Just keep your nose out of trouble.
I don't wanna have to
monitor your every move.
Isn't that your job?
So what?
Think I love my job?
I'm just gonna do my time,
save some lives,
make some extra bucks on the side,
you don't mind, do you?
I've got an ingrown
toenail I care more about.
You're a real sensitive guy, huh?
I'm here to keep tabs on you and that's it.
I don't like the small talk.
I don't like small talk either, okay?
I don't know what's more
depressing, your voice or my life.
Wowie, looky here.
We have ourselves a real live
mafioso from the big city.
There's no such thing as
the mafia, okay? So relax.
Yeah, I'm sure there is not.
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