A Stand Up Guy
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- 2016
- 90 min
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How you doing?
Give me 300.
Come on, come on, come on, 300.
By the way, you're looking unbelievable.
You're losing weight, right?
Face looks chiseled. Take this.
You have a nice tan.
Tell your mom I said, "Hello", all right?
Call her.
All right?
- Dom, let me ask you a question.
- What?
shaved head's a good look on you?
I don't know. You know, the
hairline was falling back a little.
Figured I'd trick the scalp.
"Trick the scalp?"
You tricked the earth, bro.
Doesn't look great.
What? You don't like it?
Looks like your mother
f***ed a marshmallow.
I, I don't even get that.
I don't know, you just got a
face that looks better with hair.
I mean, look at my hair.
You never seen me shaving
my f***ing head, do you?
You don't need to, you're growing
hair while I'm looking at you.
I know, how great is that, huh?
- See...
was when I left and told
you where I was going.
How's that not checking in?
Hello.
Hell...
Dom, come here.
This is the address to the house.
Family's out of town, so you're clean.
Hey, you're taking that
loudmouth LeGucci with you?
- What, Sammy?
- Yeah.
Ah, yeah, he's a good guy.
Can't stop sharing his
thoughts. He's going.
He thinks I don't know
he's flipping electronic
cigarettes all over town.
Plus, I ain't seen a dime from him.
Uh, you know, I don't
Okay, listen.
There's over 200 large in the house.
It's behind the fake
fireplace when you get in.
Family's on vacation.
It's good. It's no problem.
Sammy!
Yo!
I heard you got a beat
on electronic cigarettes.
Yeah, I heard a few things.
I'll let you know if it's worth it.
Remember...
Smoking kills.
Yeah.
Dom, let me ask you a question.
Why does your uncle always have
to exit with a dramatic statement?
I don't know.
I don't like him.
Plays the "Nice Guy" role.
Then, boom, says some sh*t
you can't be comfortable with.
Look, I wouldn't worry about it.
But, look, he says this
score, it's like 200k.
Okay, we need to get this money,
get some new head shots,
model my way into a
f***ing catalog already.
Sal, you're 41 years old.
So what?
40 year Olds are a huge
marketing demographic.
Plus, they buy a lot of sh*t.
Not from your face.
Thanks.
So, how is school?
School's not as bad as I
thought it was gonna be.
Well, that's good.
I wouldn't want you to be sick
of school this early in the game.
That, I can't promise.
Oh, God.
Honey, time's up.
Uh.
All right, come on.
- There's never enough time, right, Maddy?
- Yeah.
You know I love you. I'm gonna
see you in a few days, okay?
Hi, honey.
Mommy needs just a minute with Daddy, okay?
- Do you wanna sit here?
- Okay.
- Love you, Daddy. See you soon.
- I love you, Maddy.
Here, take the ball.
I'll see you this week, okay, honey?
Okay.
Step into my office.
An office? Wow, what a great idea.
An actual office.
That would mean you would have a real job.
Don't go spending it all
on your hair or your shoes
or whatever you do with your money.
My hair? My hair is the problem, wow.
Okay, you know, I swear to
god, I look at you and I think
there's so many things
you could've been good at.
Maybe stealing is my gift, huh?
That's not funny. Sammy...
Your daughter needs some time with you.
Like an actual schedule.
I know.
I'm working on a schedule.
Trust me.
This is gonna be like taking
candy from a f***ing baby.
A baby gorilla.
Hey, I think I know that guy.
From your modeling school?
Sh*t on my dreams again, I will
f***ing kill you where you stand.
Calm down, Fabio, it's a f***ing joke.
Sh*t.
I'm didn't have to use the drill.
I thought we were gonna have to
do some weak point drilling here.
Is that what you call
it when you bang Lorie?
Everything is not a joke.
Holy f***.
- What?
- Holy f***.
Nice.
200k, boys.
Motherfucking jackpot.
Freeze! Hands where we can see them.
One wrong move and Sammy
and I will shoot you for fun.
- F*** this sh*t.
- Come on, come on.
Oh, my God.
Freeze, you f***ers.
Sammy Legucci, why am I not shocked?
Put the gun down, Tommy.
I'm telling you, bro,
crazy is the best in bed.
Uh, you sleep with a girl that never
met her real dad, sh*t's going down.
Come out of the bed,
you're missing a tooth,
you got a black eye, your foot hurts,
your ear's throbbing,
you're hearing new languages.
It's f***ing amazing. Orphanage p*ssy.
Give it a shot, bro, trust me.
Legucci!
You got some real f***ing issues.
You tell us who's running
things and we cut a deal.
Otherwise, you get the max and you know it.
There's nothing I can do here.
No offense, Tommy.
I mean, you can really use a mint.
What did you eat, everything?
- All right.
- Wise ass.
Friends or no friends, you ain't
leaving this room until you talk.
Uh, I'm disgusted with you.
from you in life, Sammy.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Voted "Most Likely to Succeed",
dated the hottest girl in school.
I don't know, I think you had options.
Now you're going away for
robbery, book-making, extortion,
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I never fixed no horses.
Give me some name, Sammy.
Save yourself, you know what I'm
saying? You know, you got a kid.
She's gonna need you around.
Think big picture. You
don't talk like that.
You do a bit, you come out,
you missed her confirmation,
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