A Room to Die For

They look like Nazis.

Shh. Best behavior.

We need this place.

I like it.

What do you think?

Um...

I don't know. It's a bit...

Listen.

It's just a temporary thing.

Six to nine months

and we'll be out of here.

Jill:
Do you mind me asking,

why no one has taken it yet?

It's just that the location

and the house are amazing.

Yes, my wife and I want

the right person.

We think you will

be perfect, though.

Don't we, Henry?

Hmm.

We need a decision today.

- What?

- Nothing.

Would you like to

look at the room again

before deciding?

Thanks.

That would be great.

It's Jill, isn't it?

I hope you say yes.

It's a steal, this location

for that amount of money.

We'd be crazy not to take it.

I don't know.

That old couple were a bit

full on.

It's called being nice.

You don't have to be

so guarded off-stage as well

as on-stage, you know.

What is that

meant to mean?

Think of all the new material

you could get done

in the quiet here.

Look, I get the impression

that they want to adopt us.

And I've spent years

getting out from underneath

one set of parents.

I don't need a substitute.

They are probably

just lonely.

That old man kept

staring at me.

Perhaps he fancies you.

I'm serious.

So am I.

It is impossible

not to find your lost

little-boy routine adorable.

Did you hear a baby cry?

No. Stop looking

for excuses.

I need you to be more

responsible with what's

going on, mark.

You've got to face

the fact that we don't

have any money.

I'm not asking you

to get a job.

I'm not asking you

to stop your comedy.

I'm the one making

sacrifices for us.

Now you do this for me.

You've got to trust me.

Yeah, but a shared house

with a bunch of...

...Coffin Dodgers.

Blackmail.

I love it.

I like her, Henry.

I agree.

He will be a problem.

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