A Night at the Roxbury Page #3

POLICE OFFICER:

Please obey any and all posted

speed limit signs. Have a good

night.

STEVE:

It's already good, now that you've

served and protected me.

She laughs it off, walks away. Doug takes the ticket.

DOUG:

Way to go, my friend. You got her

badge number plus a month from now

you have a date to meet her at the

Municipal State Court. Up top!

DOUG/STEVE

Score!

They high five and PEEL OUT.

CUT TO:

EXT. FLORENTINE GARDENS DANCE CLUB - NIGHT

This is a very downscale crowd, crappy cars, surrounding a dilapidated building.

INT. FLORENTINE GARDENS CLUB - NIGHT

Completely packed. People are physically wedged up

against one another.

DOUG:

This is what it's all about.

A big SECURITY GUY plows through the area.

SECURITY GUY:

Folks, we got to keep this area

clear!

The crowd moves, sweeping the guys along. Doug and Steve

settle in a different spot.

STEVE:

There's a good feeling in here.

ANOTHER SECURITY GUY

People, there's no lingering by

the exits!

As it moves, Doug is engulfed in the crowd and

disappears.

STEVE:

Doug?... Hey, Doug!... Whoa!

Steve is shoved away as the crowd moves again.

DOUG:

jumps up and pops his head above the crowd.

DOUG:

Steve!

STEVE:

is wedged into a corner.

STEVE:

Doug!

DOUG:

pops up near the entrance to the men's room.

DOUG:

Steve!

DANCE FLOOR:

STEVE:

Doug!

CUT TO:

INT. MEN'S BATHROOM

Doug's face is wedged up against a mirror. He struggles

to pull a cellular phone put of his pocket and dial.

INTERCUT WITH:

DANCE FLOOR:

Steve is wedged against a blinking light. We hear a

cellular PHONE RING. Steve reaches in his pocket and

pulls out his phone.

STEVE:

Hello?

DOUG:

Steve, it's Doug.

STEVE:

Oh, hey, Doug. So, what's going on?

DOUG:

Not much. Where are you?

STEVE:

I don't know. Where are you?

Doug gets pushed up against a urinal.

DOUG:

There's a lot of guys pulling down

their pants, so it's either the

bathroom or the V.I.P room. Meet

me back at the bar. If I don't

make it, I'll see you tommorow at

home.

DOUG hangs up. O.S. we hear someone UNZIP.

DOUG:

(panicked)

Hey, just hold on a second.

Doug moves away.

INT. DANCE FLOOR - LATER THAT NIGHT

Two very bored club girls are standing up against a wall.

DOUG:

So, anyway, I'm standing there

waiting to use the pay phone...

STEVE:

Yeah, he was. Seriously.

DOUG:

And this guy who's on the phone

turns around and tips his hat like

this.

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