A Night at the Roxbury Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1998
- 82 min
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DOUG & STEVE
Watching. They both imitate his nose rub and try to
follow him in. The Bouncer steps in front of them.
DOUG:
(yelling at Grieco
like they know him)
Alright, we'll see you later then!
(to Bouncer)
You know what? We're gonna take
off now.
STEVE:
Maybe we'll hang out later.
BOUNCER:
There's no chance of that
happening.
STEVE:
Sounds good.
The guys exit.
CUT TO:
INT. BMW - NIGHT
The guys are driving.
DOUG:
You know what was wrong with that
place.
STEVE:
It's hard to say, since we didn't
get in.
DOUG:
It's just a poorly run operation.
They can't properly evaluate the
incoming clientele.
STEVE:
I thought we just didn't look cool
enough.
DOUG:
C'mon. You? You're a beautiful
man. I tell you what I'd do if it
were my club. I would treat all
the outside wannabes just as well
as any legendary former television
star.
STEVE:
That's pretty Roosevelt of you.
DOUG:
It's just what I believe in.
CUT TO:
A police car drives behind them, turns on the SIREN.
INT. BMW
The sound of the SIREN mixes with their MUSIC.
DOUG:
Must be the new dance mix version.
POLICE OFFICER (O.S.)
(loud speaker)
Pull over to the side of the road!
A female POLICE OFFICER signals them to pull over.
DRIVER'S WINDOW
The officer steps up to their car.
POLICE OFFICER:
You know you were doing fifty?
STEVE:
(yelling over radio)
What?
She reaches in, shuts OFF RADIO -- starts filling out
ticket.
POLICE OFFICER:
This is a twenty-five mile an hour
zone.
DOUG:
Hottie cop likes you.
STEVE:
You serious?
DOUG:
You think she pulls over anybody?
Mave a move.
STEVE:
(turning to her)
What's going on?
POLICE OFFICER:
Not much, I'm just giving you an
eighty dollar ticket.
DOUG:
She is so into you.
POLICE OFFICER:
Can I see your license and
registration?
Steve pulls the documents off the sun visor, hands them
over.
STEVE:
(seductively)
I think I got what you're looking
for.
She takes it, walks back to police car. Doug adjusts the
rearview mirror.
POLICE CAR:
She's on the radio.
DOUG:
She's calling her friends.
STEVE:
Seriously?
DOUG:
Here she comes.
STEVE:
How's my hair?
She hands Steve the papers and a ticket.
POLICE OFFICER:
I want you to do me a favor.
STEVE:
Whatever you say, TJ Hooker.
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