A New Year of Lying to Myself... In Song!! Page #2

Episode #4

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[Thomas]:
Nuh-uh!

[Anxiety]:
Yuh-huh!

[Princey]:
We've got this. He'll definitely stay true.

[Logic]:
Well, looking at facts, we have been pretty bad about sticking to goals in the past.

[Morality]:
Can't lie about that.

[Anxiety]:
See? You know it's true.

[Princey]:
Ugh. I do not like you.

[Thomas]:
Well, this year it could be different, right? Right? ♪ I'll cut out carbs to lose some weight. ♪

[Logic]:
That's a lie.

[Thomas]:
♪ I won't go to bed so late. ♪

[Morality]:
LIE!

[Thomas]:
♪ I won't be so shy to date. ♪

[Logic]:
Lie.

[Thomas]:
♪ I won't do so much riffing. ♪

[Princey]:
(riffing) ♪ Lieeeeeee. ♪

[Thomas]:
♪ I will go to the gym and get real strong. ♪

[Morality]:
Lie!

[Thomas]:
♪ All my work I won't prolong. ♪

[Logic]:
Hah! Lie.

[Thomas]:
♪ I'll stick to goals the whole year long. ♪

[Morality]:
Another lie!

[Thomas]:
♪ I won't sing so many Disney songs. ♪

[Princey]:
You're kidding, right?

[Anxiety]:
♪ Let's face the facts and come to terms it's time to realize. These goals are only merely hope we quickly leave behind. They're lies, lies, lies, lies, lieeeeees! ♪ Give it up. Resolutions are nothing more than empty promises to yourself. Shouldn't even try.

[Thomas]:
Okay, maybe thinking big like that is not the way to go, but resolutions don't have to be big. They can be reasonable. ♪ I could cook a meal or four. ♪

[Morality]:
True...

[Thomas]:
♪ Keep my clothes neater in my drawer. ♪

[Princey]:
True.

[Thomas]:
♪ Improve my credit score. ♪

[Logic]:
So true.

[Thomas]:
♪ Tell my loved ones that I love them more. ♪

[Morality]:
That's cute!

[Thomas]:
♪ There's a book I've meant to read... ♪

[Logic]:
True.

[Thomas]:
♪ Do my best to do good deeds. ♪

[Morality]:
-gasp- True!

[Thomas]:
♪ Take the time for me I need. ♪

[Princey]:
Too true!

[Thomas]:
♪ Follow less and take a lead! ♪

[Anxiety]:
♪ Don't kid yourself, you know your year can't be that sublime. ♪

[Thomas]:
♪ You may be right, but I'll prove you wrong. We'll both find out in time if they're lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeees. ♪

[Logic, Morality, & Princey]: (harmonizing) ♪ Ooooo… ♪

[Thomas]:
♪ They could be lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeeees. ♪

[Logic, Morality, & Princey]: (harmonizing) ♪ Ooooo… ♪

[Thomas]:
♪ I won't let them be lies lies lies lies lieeeeeeeeeees. ♪

[Logic, Morality, & Princey]: (harmonizing) ♪ Ooooo… ♪

[Thomas]:
♪ I'm doing fine. ♪

[Anxiety]:
You sicken me. You can't always rely on a catchy tune to solve your problems.

*Tune continues lightly in background*

[Princey]:
I disagree.

[Thomas]:
So long, Anxiety.

[Anxiety]:
Ugh, it's gonna be stuck in my head all day.

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