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Synopsis: Henry Graham is a man with a problem: he has run through his entire inheritance, and is completely unequipped to provide for himself. His childhood guardian, Uncle Harry (a deliciously mean-spirited James Coco), refuses to give him a dime, and Henry, completely unwilling to exercise the only solution he sees--suicide-- devises a plan with the help of his imaginative butler: he can make money the old-fashioned way--he can marry it. With a temporary loan from Uncle Harry to tide him over, Henry has six weeks to find a bride, marry her, and repay the money, or else he must forfeit all his property to his uncle. With only days remaining, Henry meets clumsy, painfully shy heiress Henrietta Lowell (played by director Elaine May). She's the answer to his prayers--if only Henry can overcome the obstacles placed in his path by Uncle Harry, Henrietta's lawyer, and Henry's own reluctance to wed.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Elaine May
Production: Howard W. Koch Productions
  Nominated for 2 Golden Globes. Another 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Rotten Tomatoes:
100%
G
Year:
1971
102 min
1,326 Views


several shares per year in order

to cover the checks that you ...

- Who gave you the right to do that ?

- You did, sir.

- I did not!

- Yes, you did.

See, 15 years ago, when you told me

that you wished to live on $200,000 ...

despite the fact that the income

on your trust fund was only $90,000 ...

That is beside the point.

This check must be paid.

Do you realize that this check has

bounced, Mr Beckett? I mean, bounced!

- As though I were some indigent ...

- Yes, I know the check has bounced.

It is not the first check that

you've had bounced, Mr Graham.

I personally have covered three overdrafts

of yours to the extent ...

- I'd like to show you

this check - of $550.

This is of my own money, not the

firm's money, but that is not ...

a policy that I wish

to continue in the future.

Who gave you the right to do that?

Well, you did, Mr Graham.

You mean to say that I'm now in

the position of owing you $550?

No, no, no, don't, don't, please,

don't think of it as a loan, Mr Graham.

I have no more hope of receiving it than

you'll ever have of scraping it up.

Oh, thank you very much, Mr Beckett.

May I say that if you expected even

the smallest amount of gratitude ...

you have wasted $550

of the excessive fee I pay you ...

for the tiny services you render.

Mr Graham.

I would like to explain something to you.

I have given you $550 of my own money

for only one reason ...

Disliking you as intensely as I do,

I wanted to be absolutely certain ...

that when I looked back

upon your financial downfall ...

I could absolve myself completely

of any responsibility for it.

And $550 is a relatively

small price to pay ...

for the knowledge that I've

had nothing to do whatsoever ...

with your financial downfall.

You have brought yourself

to penury entirely on your own.

I don't suppose you care

to give me an additional $6,000 ...

and insure yourself against

guilt permanently?

- You're perfect.

- Thank you very much, Mr Beckett.

Do you think my uncle would

lend me some money?

Mr Graham, during the 10 years that

your uncle served as your guardian ...

he confided in me almost daily ...

that he thought your father had placed him

in that position as an act of spite.

I don't think he'll give you a nickel,

Mr Graham.

And considering your gift for

close personal relationships ...

I don't think anyone else will, either.

Thank you very much, Mr Beckett.

Here you are. This will cover the

overdraft of $550 that I owe you.

You will have these, too.

They're non-filter.

Smoke them in good health.

I'm poor.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Oh, Mr Graham, how are you?

Nice to see you.

- What can I do for you, Mr Graham?

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Elaine May

Elaine Iva May (née Berlin; born April 21, 1932) is an American screenwriter, film director, actress, and comedienne. She made her initial impact in the 1950s from her improvisational comedy routines with Mike Nichols, performing as Nichols and May. After her duo with Nichols ended, May subsequently developed a career as a director and screenwriter. Her screenwriting has been twice nominated for the Academy Award, for Heaven Can Wait (1978) and the Nichols-directed Primary Colors (1998). May is celebrated for the string of films she directed in the 1970s: her 1971 black comedy A New Leaf, in which she also starred; her 1972 dark romantic comedy The Heartbreak Kid; and her 1976 gritty drama Mikey and Nicky, starring John Cassavetes and Peter Falk. In 1996, she reunited with Nichols to write the screenplay for The Birdcage, directed by Nichols. After studying acting with theater coach Maria Ouspenskaya in Los Angeles, she moved to Chicago in 1955 and became a founding member of the Compass Players, an improvisational theater group. May began working alongside Nichols, who was also in the group, and together they began writing and performing their own comedy sketches, which were enormously popular. In 1957 they both quit the group to form their own stage act, Nichols and May, in New York. Jack Rollins, who produced most of Woody Allen's films, said their act was "so startling, so new, as fresh as could be. I was stunned by how really good they were."They performed nightly to mostly sold-out shows, in addition to making TV appearances and radio broadcasts. In their comedy act, they created satirical clichés and character types which made fun of the new intellectual, cultural, and social order that was just emerging at the time. In doing so, she was instrumental in removing the stereotype of women being unable to succeed at live comedy. Together, they became an inspiration to many younger comedians, including Lily Tomlin and Steve Martin. After four years, at the height of their fame, they decided to discontinue their act. May became a screenwriter and playwright, along with acting and directing. Their relatively brief time together as comedy stars led New York talk show host Dick Cavett to call their act "one of the comic meteors in the sky." Gerald Nachman noted that "Nichols and May are perhaps the most ardently missed of all the satirical comedians of their era." more…

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