A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 88 min
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- Come away with me.
- Where?
To the country. The cousin of my
best friend's wife is getting married.
- A few of us are gonna celebrate.
- Really?
- Is it all right if I called you Dulcy?
- (laughs) Yes. I'm just surprised.
Did you not know that I've had my eye
on you these last two weeks?
I've only been working here for five days.
I lose track.
You always seem so shy around me.
The nurses on the floor say you're fast.
- Me?
- I mean, I think you're handsome.
Come with me. We'll have a fabulous
weekend. We'll sun, swim and drink beer.
Naturally, I'll make sure
we have separate rooms.
We don't need separate rooms.
I'm sorry about this afternoon.
- It's not your fault. It's probably me.
- I don't know what's wrong with me.
What's wrong is that
we have a bad sex life.
- But why?
- Because we never sleep together now.
- But what went wrong?
- Don't ask me.
Everything seemed great till about a year
ago, then you just sort of cooled off.
I've apologised to you
about a hundred times.
You don't have to. I must have done
something to make you feel that way.
No. I can't explain it. I just started
having those moods and odd feelings.
that I get tense and I can't relax
and the whole thing gets destroyed.
I know. It's become a chore.
Right. It's not the kind of thing that
should be hanging over our heads all day,
that we're gonna be in bed together.
- It's not fair to you.
- It's not fair to you either.
That's why today at the barn I tried
to do it quickly and get it over with...
I don't mean "get it over with"
in a horrible way.
I mean that... I don't know what else to do.
Adrian, I'm sorry.
- Come on, I'm sorry.
- It's OK.
Could you get me a headache tablet?
We should ask Maxwell.
He's a friend and a doctor.
God, no! I don't want everybody
to know our personal problems.
What about your cousin?
He's a philosopher.
Do geniuses have problems
with their sex lives?
(Adrian) Oh, please, don't bring it up!
(Andrew) I'm only kidding.
So who's he marrying anyhow?
What does she do?
Is she also a philosopher,
an astronomer or something?
(Adrian) She doesn't do anything.
I think that her family's in politics.
I believe her name is Ariel Weymouth.
(glass shatters)
Did you drop something?
Yeah, I dropped a glass.
I better get the broom and make sure
all the slivers are up off the floor.
(tinkling)
(Mendelssohn's "Symphony No.3
in A Minor")
(car approaches)
(Andrew) Hi! Hey, Maxwell!
Andrew, my goodness!
How are you? Be careful.
This is Dulcy. Andrew.
- Don't kill yourself. We just got here.
- Hello!
He delights in making impractical but...
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